alabama marathon

When a female plugs her vagina with a large fruit such as a cantelope or watermelon and proceeds to run for 26 miles.

I heard Nala participates in the Alabama marathon every year, i bet fucking her is like throwing a dart down a hallway.

by ElongD69 January 31, 2018

Poop Marathon

When you're pooping for countless periods of time, normally over 30 minutes

All-Day Diarrea

-Yo what you doing tonight?
-Nothing, I'm in the middle of a Poop marathon
-Impressive how long so far?
-2 hours, and only half way done!


-Yo man you ok?
-Nah, i've been struggling with explosive poop marathon all day
-Man, that sucks!

by seniorpoopypants February 19, 2009

Zelda Marathon

One of the coolest and most worthwhile online live-streaming game marathons in the history of online live-streaming game marathons. A group of 7 really cool dudes called Penguins in The Desert Productions host it. The marathon is held to help raise money for Big Brothers Big Sisters of St. Catharines, Ontario.

The second Zelda Marathon will start on December 10, 2010.

by WolfPakTakTiks December 6, 2010

Toiletsex Marathon

When two friends are running to every toilet in a shopping center to have sex. Usual amount is at least 5.

Theres five toilet booths here, want a Toiletsex Marathon?

by pineapplemoonshinetheoriginal November 14, 2010

running a marathon

to leave a group of people at random times to masturbate, then come back out of breath and play it off like nothing happened

John: "yo tom! where you at?"
5 minutes later
Tom: " sorry man i was running a marathon"

by South Wick September 7, 2010

Dance Marathon

There are hundreds of schools nation wide that participate in Dance Marathon. Dance Marathon is designed to help raise money for the Children's Miracle Network by having its participants dance for 26+ hours straight. While the purpose of the event is to raise money FTK, For The Kids, most of the time, the event serves as an excuse for fake ass facey Greeks to be excused from school, work, and exams for a little over 24 hours. 99.9% of DM participants will be seen hopping around drunk as fuck in a tutu and a frat tank, screaming FTK at the top of their lungs, when half of them don't even know what FTK stands for.

Dance Marathon is facey as fuck.

by captainchaselong March 14, 2015

Boston Marathon

When one drinks excessive amounts of Iced Tea (to honor those who threw tea into the harbor in boston) and when said participant has to use the bathroom, they proceed to run from urinal to urinal peeing nonstop in each one.

Bob drank three gallons of iced tea during the movie and celebrated when he discovered the theater bathroom empty by running a "Boston Marathon"

by babieswithrabies17 December 2, 2011