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Your so good at Makeup!

In the context of an instagram comment on a post with low effort makeup means "haha you think you're sneaky wearing makeup"

not to be confused with "Wow your eyeliner is flawless" or "please teach me your ways oh goddess"
*posts selfie on instagram wearing only mascara*

Jessica who does not wear makeup: your so good at makeup!

What she means: I don't wear makeup and Im better than you
by heard1073 May 12, 2021
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Makeup Sex

Where you apply makeup on your face and then jack off while raining down tears in front of a full-length mirror.
Goofy: "Gosh Mick-- I heard that Minnie packed up her things and left you?"
Mickey: "Huh Huh! Actually, she came back, apologized and afterwards we had great makeup sex!"
Goofy: "...Is that lipstick on your mouth?"
Mickey, wiping it off nervously: "Huh huh! It must be hers!"
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Strawberry Makeup

A pink-blush soft pastel makeup trend focused on rosy cheeks, started by Hailey Bieber.
Person 1: “Have you tried the strawberry makeup trend?”
Person 2: “No, what’s that?”
Person 3:”Are you living under a rock? It’s all over tiktok!”
by violentnympth September 25, 2023
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Makeup Men

The politicians and billionaire men who wear makeup and have been given power and wealth.
This is what you get when you put in Makeup Men. You know they're going to lie to you and then do stupid shit like war and stock market manipulation to distract you from the fact that they wear makeup like women.
by Publius0987 September 16, 2025
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makeup

Powdered, liquid, or creamy substances, primarily used by women.
With enough practice to get skilled at it, it allows them to paint an attractive face on top of the original one.
John: Look at that girl, wow, she's stunningly beautiful.

Mark: Cool down bro, I know her. It's all makeup - It makes up for her shitty attitude.
by The Real Gentleman February 16, 2018
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Mustn’t Makeup May

A challenge akin to “No Nut November” except that in the challenge, girls must abstain from using any from of makeup for the entire month of May.
Abby:“Why aren’t you wearing makeup Jess?”
Jess:“Don’t you know! It’s Mustn’t Makeup May Abby!
by 69Ligma69 November 7, 2020
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makeup sexting

When you have a “make up sex” session but it happens via text. Usually it follows a fight or disagreement.
Dude! I started a fight with my virtual girlfriend just to get the makeup sexting. It’s so hot!
by Single dad journeys August 9, 2023
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