Mapsexual

Basically a sick fuck who is attracted to minors and is definitely not part of the LGBTQIA+ community

A clueless person: Are you a mapsexual?

A person: Hell nah I’m not a pedophile..

Mapsexual by Calico48 June 27, 2024

mamilsexual 

A woman who is sexually attracted to middle aged male cyclists in lycra (see MAMIL).

Woman 1: "When I see that pack of sweaty old men in tight lycra fly past on their $10,000 bikes, I get so turned on."
Woman 2: "OMG, you're a mamilsexual!"

mamilsexual by Psychliist November 3, 2024

Mapsexual

A Pearson who is sexually attracted to flags.

When I see a map of the Holy Roman Empire I will get hard, because I'm mapsexual.

Mapsexual by Az,sigmataa January 21, 2025

Mayosexual 

Usually used as an insult (the "mayo" referring to mayonnaise), a mayosexual is a morbidly obese person whose hormone disruption and physical changes from excess adipose tissue (fat cells) has caused them to lose their sexual capacity, identity, and/or interest, and to become fiercely argumentative if it is identified that they have any physical weight, mental, or sexual health problems.

This is usually in reference so someone who is non-binary, has a disagreeable personality, has unnaturally colored hair, and has a markedly androgynous appearance.

Pride march used to be so hot. Now there are so many bears, big butches, and mayosexuals on scooters.

Mayosexual by ShrubsMcGrubs February 24, 2025

MARISEXUAL 

A person who absolutely loves someone with Mari in their name 😖

Why all my ex’s have Mari in they name = Marisexual

MARISEXUAL by Kkay terquay October 3, 2025