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Mahdi Schizophrenia

ˈmä-dē ˌskit-sō-ˈfrē-nē-ə (noun):

A rare yet strangely common psychological condition where the afflicted individual, often while deep in spiritual overdrive or post-YouTube rabbit hole, becomes absolutely convinced that they are the long-awaited Mahdi — the chosen one who will bring justice, destroy the Dajjal, and probably fix your Wi-Fi too.
"Bro, I thought he was chill until he said he’s the Mahdi and started rearranging the furniture for prayer angles. Classic Mahdi Schizophrenia."
by HC789789 April 30, 2025
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Amanee Mahdi

most amazing person to ever walk the planet is very kind to others adored by everyone is like a goddess that walks on earth you should praise her and bow down to her feet
i want to be like Amanee Mahdi . ALL HAIL AMANEE MAHDI
by Amanee Mahdi January 18, 2021
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The Mahir

pre-fill a condom with appletiser, proceed to having very beautiful aesthetically intense intercourse. After the male has ejaculated in the pre-filled condom he sexually feeds it to his girl. It’s her choice to spit or swallow. From experience, she spat it into my mouth when we kissed after sex.
me and my girl did the mahir last night.
by The Seder June 25, 2021
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Average Mahir Hater

An individual who hates knowledge and never hits the gym. They think that Amazing Digital circus is funny and that Titan TV man deserved to be infected by Astro Duchess, and they rarely ever take showers, though, instead of getting stinky, they get extremely dry skin and resemble skeletons with a peach-colored, opaque membrane spread on top.
An Average Mahir Hater' stole my drink yesterday, claiming 'I nede hydzarcion,' even though he's lived for months with dry skin. He ended by saying 'Lraneing is ourbitrairy'.
by Mudane potion#069 December 25, 2024
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Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."

Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.
Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it
by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025
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Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."
Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves
by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025
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Aly al mahdi

Yo! U pulled an Aly al mahdi at pool today
by Psyjka November 21, 2021
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