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maggie may

n. the one you loved and left behind.

attributed to Suzanne Vega
I'll never be your Maggie May.
by Noah J. October 5, 2006
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Maggie

A truly amazing girl.
She is fun loving, boy crazy, bubbly, and has a great sense of humor. Smart, but still knows how to have a good time.
Girls named Maggie have been known to flirt with multiple guys at a time, but once in a relationship, they are extremely loyal.
If you spend a lot of time around her you'll get to know her more mellow side, which she only shows when she's completely comfortable with you. A happy-go-lucky type with a "you only live once" personality.
She can be overly dramatic, a tad narcissistic, and get really angry sometimes. She tends to cry a lot, and will generally be described as emotional.
Has been called beautiful, gorgeous, hot, pretty, cute, sexy, and adorable. Maggies are known to have great legs, nice eyes, and amazing hair.
Usually on the small size, guys will make excuses to pick them up and throw them around.
Maggies will generally excel in various activities (cooking, sports, photography, school) at once, and are very creative thinkers.
A lot of people tend to name their dogs Maggie, which often results in awkward situations where it feels like people are yelling at you to shut up and sit down, when they are actually yelling at their dogs.
Maggie can be short for Margaret, Magdalen, Magnolia, Margarita, Magda, or Magdalena.
The name in Irish in origin, and means pearl.
Maggie is awesome.
by urbantechno April 24, 2011
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Maggie

Great girlfriend, Really hilarious and sweet, always there for you. Wild, obnoxious, Boy-crazy, Best friend, never gets old.
by whatahottie April 6, 2009
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Maggotry

An ancient time-honored form of love-making whereby one partner ('the Maggot') consumes (ingests) the bodily excretions, effluvia, ejacula, infectious discharge or waste by products of the other partner ('the Host'). Traditionally, the Maggot will have his or her hands and legs bound, will propel him or herself in a wriggling type motion and will suckle the anus, vagina, penis, other orifices or open infectious wounds of the Host in order to demonstrate devotion, love, respect and tenderness towards the Host. These actions of the Maggot are referred to in the community (known informally as 'the Maggot Tree') as 'Maggoting'.

There are sub-specialties within Maggotry. Some partners engage in Traditional Maggotry and limit consumption to the Host's infected wounds (such as bedsores, boils and infected surgical incisions). Others engage in Sexual Maggotry which focuses more on the ingestion of the secretions, waste and ejacula of the Host's anus and sexual organs. Still others prefer Neo-Maggotry (treated with derision in the Maggotry world) where the Maggot will eat food products (most usually ice cream or peanut butter) out of the Host's anus.
I saw Scott hungrily suckling on Sarah's pus-filled bedsore. They must be into Maggotry.
by A Devotee of Maggotry May 10, 2011
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Maggie

Maggies are nice and down to earth. She will keep your secrets even from the people she's close to, but she might have some secrets of her own. She's sincere and hates the suffering of others because she knows real pain. When you first meet Maggies they might seem like the shy scene girl, but when you get to know them they're crazy. They're always smiling even if they're breaking inside. If people tell them they're pretty they will deny it because they really don't see it. They might have/want some tattoos or piercings and hate it when people judge them for it. Maggies are short with naturally brown hair, but they may secretly or not so secretly want to change it. She only sees her flaws and can't understand why people like her. She might seem sweet, but if you get on her bad side she'll destroy you. She's a loyal friend, but is always scared that her friends secretly hate her. Maggies are easily hurt and even the tiniest insult can shatter what little confidence she has. She won't let anyone know if she's suffering and will cry in the shower or at night so no one can hear her. Even if she wants to ask for help she won't because she is terrified of what people think and that the people she love will leave her. It is common for Maggies to have low self-esteem and be very insecure. She gets good grades, but doesn't think she's smart. She will apologize way too much even for the stupidest things.
Emily: I can't believe you're friends with Maggie, she's such a freak. She doesn't even like Justin Bieber, and do you see what she wears it's always some weird band shirt.

Abby: So? She's nice, and isn't a huge backstabber like a ton of other people.

Emily: I heard she cuts herself though.

Abby: Well no one's perfect. And do you know she cuts or are you just stereotyping her.

Emily: It'd hard not too she has purple hair and a pierced lip and eyebrow. Why are you defending her?!?

Abby: Because she's my friend.

Emily: Ugh! (Storms off)

Maggie: (Standing around the corner and hears everything) *Thinks* She actually cares.
by MyImmortal123 July 7, 2012
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maggot

A maggot ( larva)

was growing up.
by JulianDB January 2, 2017
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maggie moons

A mission in which you press your bare ass up against the window of your local Maggie Moo's, stunning the employees, then jump in a car as your friend quickly drives off.
Contarlo, Operation "Maggie Moons" was a success tonight!
by Steven R. November 22, 2007
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