mosquito twatter

A type of twatting stick, made specifically for the twatting of mosquitoes.

Entirely different, from the twatting sticks used in zen

I'm going to twat that mosquito, with my mosquito twatter.

by Bobby twist August 21, 2019

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Parched mosquito

A person who hasn't gotten any head in a while

Mr. Mull is a parched mosquito

by Homonotfound February 21, 2023

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The Mosquito Bloke, or more precisely receiving a Mosquito Bloke, would be the act of your sexual partner vomiting on your penis whilst receiving a blumpkin. Either by accident or calculatingly or consensually agreed by both parties before hand.

"Hey Luke, what did you get up to last night?........well it's a funny story, Naomi was giving me that long promised blumpkin we had been talking about about for a while, however she had eaten a large portion of Mushroom Cordial and Stilton Blobber earlier on in the night so my cock made her gag and she spewed all over my manhood, it was an awesome Mosquito Bloke, even though it was an accident! I'm gonna ask her if she'll do one on purpose tomorrow night"

by Blobber Cod January 10, 2012

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Mosquito ting

A gyal that always trying to suck a nigga, like a mosquito

Sapphire wouldn't stop hitting my line last night. She a mosquito ting fr bruv.

by coolman4200 July 11, 2018

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mosquito plant

what you tell your kids if they find your weed(marijuana)in the back yard

dad whats that?? why son it is just a mosquito plant

by Jake Judkins May 25, 2007

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Mosquito Bite

1)A female suffering from undersized mammary glands.
2)An irreversible disorder that affects many unlucky women.
3)Small ass boobs; This may correlate with flat asses.
4)DONT MESS WITH DEM EASTFIELD NIGGAZZ...

Blessy Thomas from Mesquite, Texas suffers from mosquito bites.

by Kootchie Patrol December 15, 2008

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