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Mongo

Sometimes referred to as Popcorn.
Let's go to the movie and get a drink and Mongo
by PawPawBob July 6, 2019
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Mongo

A girl who pukes all over the apartment like an untrained dog.
"There's puke in my shoe!!! MONGO, not again!"
by poutinepukes October 4, 2016
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Big dyslexic mongo

Oh mate he’s doing a pure yaseen nawaz, big dyslexic mongo
by Dictionarier123 November 8, 2019
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Mongo Cock

That boy mongo has a chode
No one wants that mongo cock
by gogoinflight.bbl June 1, 2024
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Mongo-namous

A extremely rare type of relationship in which an alpha male, often too busy at pursuing excellence to have time for spinning plates, courts a mentally retarded (formerly: mongoloid) female. The relationship shares similarities with other male-female interactions in which the only quality the female provides is access to easy sex. However, many experts have noted the downsides of this relationship are minimized and therefore perfectly suited for a hyper-successful Chad. In a mongo-namous relationship, the female requires very little maintenance or capital spending as she essentially spends all day locked in her room talking to herself and watching cartoons.
"I recently gave up on high-end call girls and found a company that ships young, handicapped gals from rural China in a shipping container for a fraction of the price... I always loved having access to a multitude of women and never imagined I'd be swept away in a mongo-namous relationship. Best decision I've ever made!"
by KiloChad August 16, 2022
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Mongo

A dutch twat who is kinda retarded
Merlin is such a mongo!
Omg dude have you seen that merlin guy, hes such a mongo!
by Tyler1223 January 22, 2020
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Mongo

someone who is a straight dumb and is addicted to one thing. like fruit loops.
person 1: jessie is addicted to sauce he is a real mongo.
person 2: ya he is a mega mongo
by WigWamp Master October 9, 2022
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