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Barbara Montenegro

A great Gal. Great with her Dark humor, and her laugh is contagious. Stays up with Current events and you can DEFINITELY have a great conversation with her. Keeps a small circle of friends. You can count on her to dig a body with you, to running for office. Supportive. Lastly, a God.
C'mon! Be a Barbara Montenegro and help me dig the body!
by Greatness_12 April 24, 2019
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Michael Molkentin

the sexiest man on the planet. Used to play in a band and secretly still wants to be a super star.
You are obliged to love him <3
Zamn zaddy, that Michael Molkentin guy is hawt
by Greg Heffley the real one March 7, 2022
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Take a Morten

When a person spends all cash on cheap Eastern European vodka, gets lost and falls asleep on a sidewalk.
"I bet you will take a Morten on the next party"
"Last weekend I was so drunk, I took a Morten"
by KimKjosnes February 17, 2017
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Stine Birch Mortensen

Is a teacher at Bavnehøj school and is teaching 7.v English, Danish, History and French.

She i secretly in family with Napoleon Bonaparte
Stine walks in class late
Stine: I was watching the small children and one of the bled so much
Student: not again Stine Birch Mortensen
by Anonymos hacker Bitch October 30, 2019
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The Viggo Mortensen effect

When you fall in love with a fictional character from a movie/tv show and it turns out the actor looks nothing like them in real life. E.g Aragorn from lord of the rings is played by Viggo Mortensen who looks nothing like him in real life
Man 1: Bro I’m in love with Aragorn

Man 2: yeah, shame the actor aged like milk
Man 1: that’s the Viggo Mortensen effect
by Winelover42069 January 1, 2022
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Montenegrin foot spa

When you ejaculate on an older woman's foot than lick out the remaining seamen from inbetween her toes
"Yo what did you and Shelby do last night"

"I gave her a Montenegrin foot spa"

"Nice man"
by Your side bitch November 16, 2014
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montenegro

It is an African man who lives in the mountains.
Look, there's a montenegro running down the hill.
by nOOb Killer June 12, 2006
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