Took away your masturbating right

Overreaction over something insignificant and mundane

Geez! It was just a watch. Stop hyperventilating. Don't act like someone "took away your masturbating right".

by It's Catwoman May 18, 2021

mustarbating

when one slathers hot mustard on their private parts and uses it as a lubricant to help make masturbation more pleasurable. Usually done in desperation when no other lubricants are readily available.

After having a romantic McDonald's dinner in their car. Teens Jack and Jill experimented mustarbating eachother with the McDonald's mustard packs.

by Julian Ray October 13, 2013

Masturbacing

The act of furious masturbating with raw strips of bacon, in which the friction causes the bacon to begin to cook.

Todd was so pumped to go to Baconfest, that he couldn't stop himself from masturbacing before leaving.

by Smackie Dickcat April 26, 2014

mudsturbating

The act of masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

When Joe was mudsturbating he shot his load and dropped a load at the same time.

by jimmybomm May 24, 2022

Extreme masterbating

When you have jerked it so long that it wil pop a boner for the rest of your life.

My dad did a ''Extreme masterbating'' yesterday

by WKalas December 29, 2016

Masturboating

The act of motorboating oneself using one's hands.

I caught that girl masturboating herself last night at the club.

by Snugglefluffkins November 10, 2009

masturbating

to MB with all your might. MB is a slang term for masturbating. masturbating means to seize the penis and to move it around according to your own comfort level. it forms a somewhat meaningful sensation.

"Billie Joe Armstrong, do you want me to get your bedpan?"
"No, sorry I'm busy masturbating."
"So then have you seen our wedding ring?"
"I think it dropped in my pants while I was masturbating at our Green Day concert."

by Jakob Armstrong April 19, 2006