standing missionary

Erik Sierra's favorite sex position.

Erik Sierra always wanted to use standing missionary, but never could because he can't get pussy.

by DumbHoerxgcrx35r5tctcnicyv November 23, 2021

dark missionary

Very simply, missionary in the dark.

Sooo dark missionary tonight?
So you don't want to see my face, got it.

by Blahseph01 March 22, 2021

missionary burrito

When you are having missonary sex and you pull out shit in her pussy and continue fucking her

I just can't please my man

Well why don't you give him a missionary burrito

by Kathren_mcrayon17 June 1, 2017

Missionary Matty

catches flies

one trick pony

oh god here comes missionary matty

by pffffasif October 18, 2020

Missionary BBQ

A sexual adventure with 3 or more people. While two are performing missionary sex, they are simultaneously getting their asses eaten after the added members just finished eating hot wings.

Aka saucey group tackle.

Its was weird last night after your parents got home from Buffalo Wild Wings when they wanted to join in and make it a missionary bbq.

by Tits-and-grits July 19, 2022

Missionary Power Bottom

Straight-girl version of a power bottom: missionary, legs locked, while piston driving her hips into overdrive, jackhammering upward while the dude on top chills as if he is a human dildo-zero thrusts, completely still.

“Bro, I’m still seeing stars. She looked me dead in the eye, said ‘Don’t you dare move,’ and went full Missionary Power Bottom™ on me. Ten minutes later I was speaking in tongues and the headboard filed a restraining order.”

by ThrustFundManager69 November 7, 2025

Missionary

One of those sex positions old people find difficult due to all the floppiness but you can do role play so it’s okay 👍🏻

I needed a quickie so he just flopped me in missionary

by Goddessb;tch May 19, 2023