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mark

To completly loose control of one's bowels and unload the contents of the anus on a surface, usually a drive way.
Damn He pulled a Mark at scott's house
by anthony costintini October 29, 2006
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Mark

A sexy guy with amazing taste in women. They are most likely Italian or Balkan. Don’t mess with them because they will give revenge later.
Mark is strong.
by Porcini dorcey June 23, 2022
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Mark

Mark is the most handsome man u will ever lay ur eyes on. He is the sweetest man u will EVER meet. He loves animals and even works at an animal shelter. He is my boyfriend. He loves frogs. (like me) And is the silliest, goofiest person I know and I cant imagine a world without him. He makes me feel comforted and safe just by hugging me. His cuddles are 84929395939/10 and he smells like rosemary for some reason. And trust me ladies, he will sit through any show or movie with you only for the price of you sitting next to him and in his arms. 10/10 would recommend getting a Mark.
Ember: Hi Mark.
Mark: Hi Ember!

*insert hug and happy Ember*
by Marks gf January 30, 2022
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Mark

A dark headed evil spirit in the form of a man. Loves to play the victim but is always the victimizer. Lies about almost everything, cheats, steals, destroys... One would also call Mark a Jezebel spirit.
Go get the priest, we must exorcise this evil Mark ....
This destruction of the church and family was said to have been cause by the demon spirit Mark . The devil's strongest.
by Keiser.Souze January 4, 2021
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Mark

The man, the myth, the Mark. He knows what a good time is, whether its in the strip clubs or buying hookers pies from garages. He will literally break a knee for you when you on a night out. Only drives a Merc and sings classical music while enjoying the warmth of a nameless woman.
Damn, Mark was wild last night. Man had to go to the hospital for his knee after watching his boy go home with a woman.
by Viidas November 15, 2022
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Mark

Also known as Dino. His sister is the Mother of God. A heavenly angel who can also shape-shift into his personal Mary Magdalene. Just say the word and I shall be healed.

Jesus's friend
Mary: I heard you want to meet.
Mark: Maybe, as long as you don't shape shift into Mary Magdalene.
Mary: I can't promise you anything. Let's see how the meeting goes.
Mark: Ugh, I'm going to lose my lunch.
by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 29, 2020
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Mark

The best fucking friend you'll ever have. He's Athletic, Strong, Trustworthy.
Be Good To Your Friend Mark He'll Do You Good Back.
by SwaggyLovesMe October 23, 2020
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