2 definitions by The pretender!
Mark is possibly the most attractive form of energy ever formed. While at first glance he may appear to be an illusion; a vision of God radiating heat waves, he is a mere mortal like the general population.
Some traits of Mark are as follows:
-know to make a girl orgasm by sight alone
- has not only the secret of life and is the reason good exist
- one rode a tiger while the tiger was riding a shark while the shark has a rocket bolted to its ass.
- is a white man that can jump
- generally makes girls weak and question their integrity from the overpowering desire they have to want to fuck him
- if someone is smiling, he is normally around
Some traits of Mark are as follows:
-know to make a girl orgasm by sight alone
- has not only the secret of life and is the reason good exist
- one rode a tiger while the tiger was riding a shark while the shark has a rocket bolted to its ass.
- is a white man that can jump
- generally makes girls weak and question their integrity from the overpowering desire they have to want to fuck him
- if someone is smiling, he is normally around
-Girl says- "my panties are getting we" then Mark is close by.
Mark makes love explode out my body, I cant control my desires.
I once rode mark and my fucking heart stopped working.
If the sun got shot with a fucking laser and got hotter than ever possible while it was getting a blow job while falling out of orbit with the God damn tickle feeling in its stomach from falling it would be like a explanation of Mark.
Mark makes love explode out my body, I cant control my desires.
I once rode mark and my fucking heart stopped working.
If the sun got shot with a fucking laser and got hotter than ever possible while it was getting a blow job while falling out of orbit with the God damn tickle feeling in its stomach from falling it would be like a explanation of Mark.
by The pretender! November 13, 2018
Kristie is sweet and beautiful but she thinks you spell Bra like Bras!
Friends texting
Girl - Her bras make her boobs like great!
Friend- All of her Bra's do? Where does she get them?
Girl - No just the one she has one.
Friend- ohhh, you said Bras
Girl- Yea, thats what I said. The one Bras!
Friend- You crazy guh...it's Bra!
Friends texting
Girl - Her bras make her boobs like great!
Friend- All of her Bra's do? Where does she get them?
Girl - No just the one she has one.
Friend- ohhh, you said Bras
Girl- Yea, thats what I said. The one Bras!
Friend- You crazy guh...it's Bra!
by The pretender! November 16, 2011