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Guy who fucks small Asian’s and thinks he can live off of a grass cutting business that makes 16000 gay ass dollars a year and also likes to fuck guys named Dimitri and is autistic
That guy is such a Marco lazy ass grass cutting faggot
Marco by GianniHitman February 21, 2019
Fat, bald, broke, bachelor who is over 60, but still thinks he can date 18 year old girls, because that is what is legal. He supports women's rights because he thinks women's rights means their rights to free sex. He is narcissistic to the bone. And a bore.
Marco, that fat, bald ass, megalomanic? Yeah, he is a narcissistic dick!
Marco by wife of a shlong October 21, 2020
n. (1)One who is not aware of his surroundings and gets lost.

n(2) One who has difficulty folowing directions on a map

adj(3) the act of being lost despite specific directions
"He can't seem to follow directions on google map again. Poor guy is being Marco again."
Marco by anrien August 17, 2016
Sweetest guy on eart and loyal !
Doesn't party because loyal!
Loved by literally everyone!
Raised super well !
Gives the thump thump all night!
Will have cute babies!
Likes to french kiss! Yummy
Will make you happy no matter what (:
Marco gave me the thump thump all night and I loved it !
Marco by Marcitoandmarcita December 30, 2016
A cute, funny boy you need. He could be an idiot sometimes but if he loves you he will treat you the world. He loves to try new stuff and loves sports. He can also be not so tall compared to his friends but he is respectful and nice. But you can get him mad by messing up his hair.
Her:"Omg I'm so lucky I chose Marco."
Her:"Marco Gives me the whole world."
Marco by TheRealLover123 March 30, 2017
Yeah he's a snake, oh like Marco.
Marco by oh fake people September 13, 2017