Short sleeved magician

Someone that is very predictable.

<You can see whats coming.>

Some Guy: "So uh, Frank called me on my birthday; then he asked me if he could borrow some money."

Demetri: "Pfft, Frank... That guys a real short sleeved magician."

by frggr March 2, 2010

Magician's Assistant

A sex act in which one masturbates a man, while pressing against their cheek with their tongue. The resulting action resembles a penis being fellated at the same time.

That girl just gave me the Magician's Assistant.

by Gluestickglobal January 12, 2010

Crack Magician

A Magician who is under the influence of crack cocaine and believes he can do many different things.
OR
A really lame magician at a children's party.

OR

A common insult.

*In a crack den in south london*
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!

Man that guy is a crack magician!

OR

*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D

*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!

Yeah he was a crack magician.

OR

*in the playground*

IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!

by Garlickson October 25, 2009

Pivot Magician

A term used in Skateboarding; someone who is a Pivot Magician is someone who ALWAYS lands his skateboard tricks pivoted.

see that kid Albert over there? He's the Pivot Magician. he can't skate right.

by YOU MAD MO February 20, 2011

I’m a Magician

This phrase once known as a statement of someone claiming that they are a magician, but now the statement has been redirect to a phrase of humor. Using this phrase in a fast, but confident tone will lead it so sound like “I’m a ma chin chin.” If you have gotten the phrase to sound like this. You have became an expert beyond the experts. Molly’s of the Molly’s. Meaning your the most funniest person I know. This statement is used to bring joy and laughter into others hearts. Especially if you get it to sound like “Ima ma chin chin.” It is also, the ability to fit in a small little box since it originated from someone being able to fit in small little box. Magic!

Jose: Hey, how the heck did you fit in that little box?
Molly: I’m a ma chin chin.
Jose: What? What do you mean?
Molly: I’m a Magician.

by s7.m7n November 21, 2019

Magician's proposal

A magician's proposal involves performing the sexual act known as a Houdini and when appearing at the window, kneeling with a ring to perform proposal while your significant other is fornicating with the unknown-to-them individual

Sarah: OMG he proposed! how did he propose?!!!!!
Laura: it was so sweet! it was a magician's proposal. So his BFF was there too!
Sarah:......uh...... and you said yes?

by vibrant mass May 15, 2020

Bullshit Magician

A person who pulls explanations out of hats. Essentially their compulsive liars

Jake is such a Bullshit Magician

by Youxoli October 25, 2020