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MADAMS

Moms Against Dead Alien Monster Sex
I'm a mom against dead alien monster sex I'm in MADAMS
by Tanners Law October 5, 2017
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madam bitter nipples

When a woman rubs hydrocortisone cream on they're breast and nipple region and ask for nipple time
Wow last night I had an encounter with madam bitter nipples
by Not,typical May 3, 2018
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madame hooker

Dude, did you see that squad of hookers? That one in the front must be the Madame Hooker!
by gravvity430 January 24, 2020
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Madam Hair Kulture

Madam Hair Kulture a.k.a MHK, is someone that sells quality hairs on Instagram.. Madam Hair KULTURE is known for giving her customers affordable quality.. Madam Hair Kulture is also a guru in wig making, hair revamping and coloring.. She is a perfectionist and will do anything to make her customers happy
Be a guru, be a Madam Hair Kulture
by Yourhabits February 4, 2020
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madame macabre

A attractive lady who has a dark or murderous past (typically the latter)
Damn the new girl looks like a madame macabre
by Dude with wifi121 April 10, 2020
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Madam Dictator

Aka She who must be obeyed, The all knowing, all seeing inifinitesimal being. Rule 1) This is the person who sets the rules. Rule 2) Beware she will try to make you think that you have a say, that your opinion matters, that you are being consulted to make a collective decision. Don’t be fooled!! Rule 3) There are only 3 types of outcome: informed dictatorship (madam dictator tells you directly what is going to happen), voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do and by some miracle you manage to get the answer right so now she will present this as a voluntary option) and informed voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do, you get the answer wrong so now you are giving the correct answer and therefore while informed, you have also been consulted).

Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you

Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship
Good morning Madam Dictator. What is today’s instruction please?
by Mistress Piglet July 11, 2020
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Madam Tracey

Madam Tracey is a boss bitch from Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. Do NOT mess with her, or catch these hands. Currently doing witchy stuff with her witchfinder boyfriend.
Madam Tracey shook her head at all the dumb shit Aziraphale and Crowley got up to.
by chai tea transguy October 11, 2020
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