macintoast

A term used to describe a dead Mac, Macintosh, or Apple(same thing) product. Usually computers.

Guy 1: My Macintosh is now Macintoast.
Guy 2: It was probably all that porn.

Guy 3: This iPod finally died after 5 years.
Girl 1: It's Macintoast!

by Jimbomb April 20, 2007

Macintrash

A more descriptive name for the slow, powerless, and overpriced Apple Macintosh.

Finally, the G5 Macintrash is out! But even after numerous manipulation of the benchmark, the SP_INT test still shows that G5 is slower than a Dell!

by Steven February 13, 2005

Macintrash

The name of the computer made by the most hated computer company in the world.

"I hate my macintosh. Let's use it as a boat anchor!"

by Cory Emmett February 26, 2005

Macintoss

Another name for an obsolete Mac, usually because you have to discard it so you can purchase another Mac in order to upgrade it's hardware components.

Person 1:I had to throw away my old Macintoss, because there is no way I can upgrade the hardware components.

Person 2: *Sigh* I guess the only time "It just works" is only for a year until you have to upgrade it.

by K. Yonan June 14, 2008

Macintrash

A word that best describes a Mac or Macintosh "computer" because they are not good and suck. A Mac that belongs in the Trash thus, Mac In Trash.

That isn't a computer, it's a Macintrash!

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Macintrash

Sophmoric term used by PC Nerds and IT geeks who feel threatened by the simplicity and sophisticated industrial design of products created by Apple Computer.
The term "Macintrash" itself is a byproduct of the insular lifestyle that the socially inept computer nerd lives; Who never had any real friends to talk with and thus only speaks the kind of adolescent jargon encountered on geeky online bulletin boards.

Dude,
That Macintrash/crapintosh paperweight is for litle sissy girls. ROLF.LMAO.
:):):):):):)
Crapple sure makes some whack-ass confusers yo. That icrap is igay dude. ROLF.
DeLl rUleS 4EvuH--miCRosOFt iN Duh hOUsE bRo!!!!: o:)

by PeeCee Usin' fool October 26, 2006

Mockintosh

Noun, adjective. Any item of reproduction furniture or tourist souvenir which is made in the STYLE of the designer Charles Rennie MacKintosh but is just a cheap rip-off of the great man's work. Edinburgh gift shops are full of this rubbish, always cheaply made and ill-proportioned.
Helpfully contains the words 'mock' (mimic) and 'tosh' (nonsense).

'I love those dining chairs with the grid of squares in the very high back.'
'Don't go there, dear. They're mockintosh. Made in Luton from stacking palettes.'

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005