Skip to main content

Uncle lucifer 

Uncle lucifer was my most interesting uncle. He was an elk hunter, but he wouldn't kill the elk. instead, he would chase it down, knock it to the ground and suck all the gristle out of it's neck though a Donald Duck straw.
He was fun to be with Uncle lucifer; he could eat a whole bowl of alphabet soup and then vomit up the vowels and consonants separately. his hobby was attending reunions of groups he had never belonged to and pretending to be people who were long dead. till the end of his days, Lucifer remained biter that when he was a boy there had been no seedless red grapes. he died in an Indian furniture outlet when he was torn to pieces by a pack of Cape Cod hunting dogs. ~The Late Great George Carlin: When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops

Idiotic Lucifer 

From his name he is an idiot and a big big fan of Lucifer

He is a funny guy and no matter what he’ll try his best to make you happy ,he can cook unlike me :’)

To be real with you there are no words to describe him he is just the best person anyone could ever wished for
Idiotic Lucifer im so fucking grateful that i have you as my best friend

Double Lucifer

An MMF pegging train while someone intones the Old Testament.
Dude. We were having our weekly pegging train yesterday afternoon when the mailman walked in holding a bible; so we had him start intoning the old testament and had ourselves an old fashioned Double Lucifer. Good times.

Pledging Lucifer

Pledging Lucifer is the process of pledging yourself to Lucifer as a killer and as a Satanist.
People are pledging Lucifer at the Church of Satan.
Pledging Lucifer by ScienceBurt February 4, 2020

Rescinding Lucifer

Rescinding Lucifer is the process of giving up a pledge to Lucifer in order to restore the soul.
The man rescinding Lucifer knows that he wants to have a good life.
Rescinding Lucifer by ScienceBurt February 4, 2020

churrollo Lucifer 

a little kid whos annoying and adorable at the same time he steals his dads phone alot (chrollo lucifer) and hes like that lollita from OHSHC named honey senpai or known as Mitsukuni Haninozuka but this kid is actually 3 but is like 5 his nickname is chorritos he knocks out his dad alot like a bitch but meh
"god damn churrollo lucifer is at it again..."