lincoln logs

Term used to describe the act of shitting small loaflets or mini fecal logs that crisscross in the bowl to form a log cabin underwater like the lincoln log toy set we used to have as kids.

I shat licoln logs again, must be them damned pretzels.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

lokes

sunglasses

still loked out, all my dogs from the past, dead or smoked out./ take them lokes off while you're inside you dummy

by gay 4 you April 7, 2003

loesel

one who is characterized by his dry witty humor, tall stature, and deep god-like voice

last night Loesel told me to repent and i spent all night praying that loesel have mercy on me

by tizzle November 6, 2003

for the longest

Means "for the longest time." Typically used by people from the city, especially Philly.

I been waiting in line for this pork roll cheesesteak for the longest bro, this jawn best make this shit faster.

by jawnjawn jones May 9, 2018

Lonestar

The international beer of Texas. Commonly consumed by teenagers.

"Drink Lonestar or commit treason"

by fuckyallimfromtexas July 7, 2009

logevity

The time it takes to flush away a persistent stool/turd.

"Where ya been, dawg? You missed dessert."
"Couldn't leave the mensroom, man. All the air in those puffed wheat Cheeso's have given my shits some real logevity. Damn took nearly three flushes."
"Nice. Think I'll pass on that chocolate mousse..."

by dickyboy April 6, 2006

Logen

The guy who thinks everyone that likes animals is a furry.

Dude you're such a Logen

by Lord_Logen August 25, 2020