Logan

1. A disease that causes one person to have excessive fatness and will cause tumors in the mind. Therefore, mind images include guys on top of guys.

1. "Dude, that Logan disease is sure turning you gay!" said Johnny to Rob.

by Darkgreycat September 25, 2006

Loganed

A rather frightening and unusually prolonged attack from Logan resulting in the rubbing of his man titties and stomach on the nearest part of the victims body while simultaneously creating a series of high pitched squeels and shreeks accompanied by extremely strange facial expressions similar to that of a common retard.

That poor soul (Kyle) was walking down the ally minding his own business when he was suddenly Loganed.

by A sole survivor September 1, 2008

Logan

A gay piece of shit. Listens to GARBAGE music, and never shuts the fuck up.

Ugh, ew look its logan.

by secretlove8103 September 23, 2020

loganism

a statement that makes no sence what so ever.

Torey: I like icecream.
Logan: I wish my name stated with "L".
Torey: ... dude

by torra borra May 18, 2004

Logan

Obese kid in Film Class that never does his work, and has crutches.

logan got owned

by Official Nat6-G May 28, 2009

Logan

A nerdy little emo boy who's scared of everything. He kisses boys because he is emo. Logan's are normally very cute. They're very sweet, and fall in love to easy. They also generally are fat with curley hair. Oh, they are also normally at giving head. So have fun boys, he's one of the best. ;)

Logan emotional

by horny1234 September 25, 2010

Logan

A unisex name.

Females with this name are sexy, powerful, thoughtful, smart, fun, cute, great lovers, and loyal friends.

Males with this name are the opposite of the females. They have a small penis, suck at sex, have no class, and are weak, indecisive, and just plain ugly.

She has to be a Logan perfect in every way.

He has to be a Logan, what a looser.

by a_d_chapman November 10, 2010