Lorster

An expression used when a person does something really bizarre / out of the blue, that can be stupid and bit retarded, but their not stupid nor an actual retard... they are a lorster

We catch Tom leaving the house wearing a Russian hat carrying his laptop under one arm at 5am...

Oh my.. your such a lorster!

Where are you going? Looks like you have a one way ticket back to lorster-ville!

by sctyc16 July 5, 2012

Jizz Lobster

A girl who has spent too much time in the sun, making her skin tan and leathery, like the said crustacean. Also, she wants man juice badly. This can also be used as an insult to virtually anyone.

Hands off my fuckin' sandwich...Jizz Lobster!

by Erik Myers December 11, 2004

lobster skin

a girl that tries to tan all the time but cant and ends up getting sunburned all the time

you're such a lobster skin! you keep trying to tan you're going to get skin cancer

by joe725 September 22, 2006

lobstered

To be sunburnt; to be exposed to so much sun that you end up looking like a lobster; to have blistering red skin;

It was so hot yesterday, I was lobstered!!

by Belinda Vere August 6, 2007

Red lobster

To throw a used tampon at someone as an act of defiance.

OMG Suzie she just totally red lobstered you, you skank.

by Jsr95 May 13, 2018

lobster whore

A woman (usually a less than attractive gold digger type) who sits at the bar in an upscale restaurant for hours nursing a glass of cheap chardonnay until one of the drunk but affluent customers to invites her to his table to join him for dinner. She then orders the most expensive item on the menu – usually a two-pound lobster. This term was coined at the Palm in New York in the 1980s.

"I'm not setting foot in this place again until the management decides to run out these lobster whores."

by Boston Freckler September 22, 2007

Lobster Licker

a) Someone who loves Lobsters
b) a lesbian
c) a lobster fisherman

Look at those Lobster Lickers.

Bob, loves Lobster . . . one might say he's a Lobster Licker.

by MrEvilGoat April 13, 2009