Lingering Hug

A lingering hug is when the hug initiator exceeds the hug time appropriate for their attractiveness. It is often associated with politicians that have aged out of their attractive years initiating hugs with interns. This problem grew in viability during the #MeToo movement. The maximum time for a normal hug is determined by taking the hug initiator's attractiveness and dividing by two. For example, if the hug initiator is a six attractiveness, they can give a three second hug and still be socially acceptable, but a four second hug lingers. On the other hand, if the initiator is a nine attractiveness, a four second hug has time to spare.

The Senator was so exited about the bill getting passed, she gave me a lingering hug.

by TheBear89451 May 1, 2018

Binge listening

Repeatedly listening to a song, an album or an artist without pause until you are sick and tired of the music and can't stand it anymore.

Most commonly done by crazy fangirls with a lot of free time.
Can last for anything between four days and two months. (Fangirls will never tell another fangirl that they are tired of the song or album.)

Fangirl 1: Have you heard One Direction's Live While We're Young? I love it so much!"
Fangirl 2: Omg yes I've been binge listening to it all summer, my fave!"
Fangirl 1: *Starts playing Live While We're Young.*
Fangirl 2: *Mentally pulls their own hair.*

by silyeah November 9, 2015

Listening Messages

A recording of a spoken message, which many people usually choose over texting

"Let me listen to her Listening Messages"

by CrazyJorge May 11, 2023

Listening to Tyler the Creator

The act of giving birth to an adult catfish.

“Oh dude, he’s listening to Tyler the Creator!”

by Ansbachwolf August 4, 2023

committed listening

having a commitment to listening to a person you are talking to/on the phone with

wow Katie is good at committed listening

by katie-kaytlyn August 9, 2008

Christine Listerine

the moment when the male bust a fat nut in christine’s mouth so she uses it at a mouthwash

oh christine listerine inside me!!!!!

by sonialover69 July 22, 2020

Lamper [Lampering] [Lampered]

To Lamper

When One lounges around with a state of laziness and boredom so much, they actually end up doing stuff.

To Lamper is to be so bored of being lazy that you end up doing something useful.

Erik is lampering (Erik is so bored of being lazy and has started doing random stuffs).

Erik lampered (Erik was feeling so bored of being lazy that he ended up doing something like hoovering).

"I wanted to avoid doing that boring piece of work so much that I lampered all afternoon, now my desk is as clean as a clean thing"

To Lamper Lampering Lampered

by Erik with a 'K' October 25, 2008