Dear John Letter

A "Dear John letter" is a letter written to a husband or boyfriend to inform him their relationship is over, usually because the author has found another lover. Dear John Letters are often written out of an inability or unwillingness to inform the man in person. The reverse situation, in which someone writes to his wife or girlfriend to break off the relationship, is referred to as a "Dear Jane letter".

"Dear John..
I'm writing to inform you that I've found another replacement to my lonely vagina, please understand that, I'm a whore and needed another man.
With Love,

Savannah"

(Dear John Letter)

by BrazaaBoy!! February 12, 2010

Chain Letter

Chain letters are annoying, but some of them are so stupid you can't help but laugh.

Here's a chain letter I recieved today:

there was a girl named gween tea she went to take a crap and she sharted out a nuclear bomb every one died if u don’t send this to 200 billion people in 1 second gween tea will come and shit on your head.

by MyNameIsChloeeee July 11, 2010

Uncle Lester

A person, more sprecifically an uncle who molests little kinders until his bones content. He bribes the kinders with tasty treats and when they go for the bait he indudlges his bone and plants eggs in the kinders bellies. He may offer the little juniors toys or sweets but the next thing you know his slick stick is half way up there brown eye, at the point of no return.

Ah jees me and johny were hanging out until some uncle lester cruised up and scooped up Jonny next thing you know Uncle Lester penetrated Johny's crusty flaps with his slippery snake. it was a disaster of epic proportions.

by Dylonater January 20, 2008

Chain Letter

forwarded e-mail which threatens to ruin yor sex life unless you send it to 20 people within 5 minutes of receiving it.

OMG guys, Jesus wrote this chain letter 2000 years ago despite the fact of not having a computer and if you dont send it to 80 friends within the next hour in order to save a starving ugandan orphan with syphilis he will zap your testicles off!

by Aden December 11, 2003

lexer

Hacker shorthand for lexical analyzer, the input-tokenizing stage in the parser for a language.

“Some C lexers get confused by the old-style compound ops like =-.”

by Rei January 29, 2004

Pulled a Letterman

Banging as many co-workers as one possibly can and not paying 2 million bucks to cover it up. Comes from the October, 2009 David Letterman's scandal.

Jack: hey what do you think of the new interns?
Jim: I wouldn't be surprised if the boss Pulled a Letterman on them.

When I managed that Walmart a few years back, I totally Pulled a Letterman.

by DoriMoose October 9, 2009

Pottermore Welcome Letter

A mysterous, anxiety causing, possibly Fictictous letter allowing you to finially enter the promised land known as Pottermore.

The reason one million potterheads have been on their email 24/7 sence finding the magic quil.

Pottermore Welcome Letter. Aka: A real Santa Caus

"Why'd Jill Get fired?'
" She called off to watch her email everyday sence August 7th 2011"

" Doesnt she know she can access her email and get her welcome letter on her phone...."

by Dreamblade24 August 22, 2011