lewy

A lewy is a blow job named after Monica Lewinski, the most famous cock sucker in history.

Hey baby, why don't you crawl under this desk and give me a lewy!

by Fairbanks September 22, 2007

lewis

an annoying lil rat that is un-liked in our school

lewis is a rat

by 090909090909090909 June 12, 2018

The Lewis

When you take a dump in your hand and masturbate thus simulating anal sex.

I masturbated with shit in my hand thus doing The Lewis.

by massafunk September 22, 2009

lewis

cooler than anyone on this earth the bold warrior that will protect you from anyone and anything don't let lewis go or else you might never find the happiness that you had with a lewis ever again

girl1: lewis so damn handsome and amazing

girl2: i know I need to ask him out for sure

by zodiac the 3rd April 18, 2018

Lewie

One of several ways to spell the name most often spelled Louis/Louie. It is also (in my experience at least)probably the version most often misspelled by people - they always want to replace the "e" with an "s”.

Teacher: Excuse me young man, you seemed to have mispelled your name. Shouldn't it be L-E-W-I-S?
Lewie: (Screaming as he jumps out the nearest window) My name is Lewie. IT IS NOT LEWIS.

by Sflewie September 25, 2019

lewis black

one angry, angry fucker.

"Lactose-free milk? KISS MY DICK!" -Lewis Black

"Al Roker, that big fat fuck." -Lewis Black

by Drama_King March 26, 2008

lewis black

one of the greatest comedians of all time. Can be seen regularly on the daily show with jon stewart

lewis black on minnesota winters
" This winter wouldn't have been that bad if you were a fucking moose, if you had fur on your nuts it was a fucking festivle"

by matt dold January 7, 2004