Definitions by Sflewie

Lewie 

One of several ways to spell the name most often spelled Louis/Louie. It is also (in my experience at least)probably the version most often misspelled by people - they always want to replace the "e" with an "s”.

Teacher: Excuse me young man, you seemed to have mispelled your name. Shouldn't it be L-E-W-I-S?
Lewie: (Screaming as he jumps out the nearest window) My name is Lewie. IT IS NOT LEWIS.

Lewie by Sflewie September 25, 2019

MaHolla 

An over the top greeting from a gay person in Hawaii; a take on the Hawaiian word for “thank you”. combines the words “mahala” and “holla” (holler).

Even though most people (including those of us who happen to be gay) know that “Malala” is NOT a greeting (i.e. “hello”), it’s fun to say when greeting someone in Hawaii - so, we just say it anyway. “Aloha” Is just so 70s Marsha Brady!

Jack and Sebastian had just arrived at their hotel in Honolulu when Jack spotted his high school English teacher.
“MaHOLLA Ms. Ostlund!”
Ms. Ostlund’s life partner looked at her and said, “Tell me that’s NOT one of your brightest students!”

MaHolla by Sflewie May 27, 2018

MaHolla 

An over the top greeting from a gay person in Hawaii; a take on the Hawaiian word for “thank you”. combines the words “mahala” and “holla” (holler).

Even though most people (including those of us who happen to be gay) know that “Malala” is NOT a greeting (i.e. “hello”), it’s fun to say when greeting someone in Hawaii - so, we just say it anyway. “Aloha” Is just so 70s Marsha Brady!

Jack and Sebastian had just arrived at their hotel in Honolulu when Jack spotted his high school English teacher.
“MaHOLLA Ms. Ostlund!”
Ms. Ostlund’s life partner looked at her and said, “Tell me that’s NOT one of your brightest students!”

MaHolla by Sflewie May 27, 2018

Defugaldick 

Someone who falsely takes credit for creating/making up a word:

1. that is not located in any modern dictionary
2. whose origins/roots are unclear
3. that is commonly used

A couple of years ago, Jeff proudly told Rodney that he had created a new word - defugalty. Rodney's friend Lewie was skeptical; so, he looked up "defugalty" on urbandictioary.com and saw that the word was already listed and apparently was commonly used by many people.

Jeff is such a defugaldick.

Defugaldick by Sflewie August 9, 2012