lemon

John: Daymn that lemons got the booty

lemon by notsquirrel December 22, 2013

A type of fruit. Usualy found in perticular drinks. Sour.

Guy#1: Dude look what i found a lemon!
Guy#2: ...
Guy#1: ...
Guy#2: ......You gona eat that or what?

lemon by -nicotine- March 10, 2005

Bland, cookie cutter, porno stories. Get to be really tasteless.

Lemon stories are nothing like real lemons (the fruit), because real lemons actually have a constantly intense and nice, sour flavor.

Lemon

from gucci manes lemonade song referring to an ugly girl on the low alot of times ugly girls think its something good lol

she's a LEMON

Lemon by Thates2002 August 24, 2010

when you are to high to do anything at all. ( walk, drive, eat,talk,ect.)

Mike:dude Jon is lemon
Paul: haha yeah dude just leave him lets go to taco bell.

Code word for Lorazapam; an anti-anxiety prescription drug.

Work was so stressful today I had to take a lemon to keep from having a panic attack.

Lemon by Kaitya June 15, 2012

A fruit mainly used as an instrument. Also used in One Direction.

"Did you hear that lemon?"
"That was my wife"

Lemon by Randomizle January 9, 2015