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Landon

Landon is a badass, strong ass, cute ass, lookin' ass person.
Landon is a mystery to the world, he'll have your mind in a knot.

He is such a charmer, he'll put butterflies in your stomach just by the look he gives. His eyes catch everyone as his hair tops it off.
Landon is a strong mofo he'll beat ya ass just with a single hit. He finna beat ya ass if you lay a hand/finger on his girl and/or man.
In other words, he is the best person you'll ever meet.
P1: Do you think Landon'll figure out I fucked his g---
L: Finish that sentence. I dare you bitch.
by Korenouya June 19, 2019
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East Lansing Diploma Factory

1. AKA Michigan State University - an 'institution' of
'supposedly' higher learning (for monkees - and
arsonists, I guess).
2. Training ground for future failed middle managers
of dead-ended careers and lives (Super-size it !)
3. Biggest undergraduate rip-off around: herded into class
sizes of 1000+, dormitories akin to Auschwitz, T.A.'s
who don't even know the subject matter; one actually
comes out of this asylum a bigger idiot than upon first
arriving, if that's possible.
After a night of heavy partying on campus and before starting his new job as an assistant lawn cutter, Wally awoke only to find he had inadvertently used his recently received diploma from the East Lansing Diploma Factory as an ass wipe. 'That's okay', he consoled himself, 'besides I can always go into any one of the many bars they have here and look for the toilet paper dispensers in the mens room.' Specifically, Wally was referring to certain dispensers that have printed on them: 'Bachelors Degrees From This Institution. Please Take One.' Hell, take several ! Give them to your friends ! You can never have too many ass wipes at the Ol' ELDF !
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Landon

A horny ass motherfucker who wants to watch pornhub all the time.
Landon: you guys wanna watch pornhub?
Angel: shut the fuck up landon.
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Layson

Layson goes out with syra, and loves her forever.
Layson loves syra
by Viiiiiiiiiii June 13, 2018
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thomas lawson

Thomas Lawson has a VERY small penis, you need binoculars to see it. He always picks slags for girlfriends or fat ones. He cums for old granny's in the street.
thomas lawson has a very small penis...some pass the binoculars!!!!!!!!
by Sykes. July 1, 2011
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Lansing

The state capital of Michigan and its 6th largest city, with about 100,000 residents and declining. It is a typical Rust Belt Community. It was the home to Ransolm Olds (Oldsmobile) but the plants have skipped town or closed all together. Lansing is next door to Michigan State University in East Lansing. Due to the presence of the University and the state government, the Lansing area has a more diverse population and economy than the rest of Michigan.
Lansing is a good area to live as far as the rest of Michigan is concerned.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com November 25, 2007
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Miranda Lawson

A female character in Mass Effect 2 who is very buxom and has the biggest buttocks of any female video game character ever seen, also a character tossed in as fan-service to the male video game players
Miranda Lawson has the best butt in video game history
by VkaneX December 1, 2011
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