Adj.... typically used to describe uncouth
douche bag behavior found in some males of small stature and even smaller equipment. Not to be confused with regular douche baggery, this descriptive is applicable only for extreme amounts of DB and true asshats that are known to prey on the seemingly weak and doesn't have any game.
douche bag behavior found in some males of small stature and even smaller equipment. Not to be confused with regular douche baggery, this descriptive is applicable only for extreme amounts of DB and true asshats that are known to prey on the seemingly weak and doesn't have any game.
Man, that Landrum bag just kicked a puppy!
Did you hear about that Landrum bag drugging girls at the bars?
That Landrum bag is wearing too much axe body spray! Yuck!
Did you hear about that Landrum bag drugging girls at the bars?
That Landrum bag is wearing too much axe body spray! Yuck!
by Cannabelle May 15, 2017
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person 1: Do you know Landan?
person 2: no. who's he?
person 1: well, "Landan is a really nice guy with green eyes and brown hair, he's pretty built. He ain't a simp, but females walk all over him. His cock isn't huge, its like 5 inches--but that doesn't stop him. He'll treat you like a queen, giving all the respect you want, but he won't pay for all your shit. You hit him, he'll hit back and say one of two things ("Equal rights equal fights" or "You wanna hit me like a man, then be ready to get hit like a man" "
person 2: damnnnnn, so he one of the greatest, sweetest, most caring dudes out there. I need someone like him....is he single?
person 1: idk go ask him
person 2: no. who's he?
person 1: well, "Landan is a really nice guy with green eyes and brown hair, he's pretty built. He ain't a simp, but females walk all over him. His cock isn't huge, its like 5 inches--but that doesn't stop him. He'll treat you like a queen, giving all the respect you want, but he won't pay for all your shit. You hit him, he'll hit back and say one of two things ("Equal rights equal fights" or "You wanna hit me like a man, then be ready to get hit like a man" "
person 2: damnnnnn, so he one of the greatest, sweetest, most caring dudes out there. I need someone like him....is he single?
person 1: idk go ask him
by nadnaL November 16, 2020
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The craziest, but sweetest chick out there. She loves anime and is willing to beat anyone the fuck up. Lazy as shit, but is a hard worker. You’re lucky to have a Landri in your life if you do.
by RenjunsMic December 13, 2020
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by natehateclub June 6, 2022
Get the landgraff mug.was literally giggling kicking my feet when I saw him in the theater, he’s literally so pretty, my mom was probably a little concerned but that’s okay!! no but for real I’m so confused how he didn’t pull any girls in the movie, LIKE?? if I saw him I would be begging on my knees crying for once chance with him
by hrtsforamber September 30, 2023
Get the ethan landry mug.A very confused girl. She’s often left out of things and very misunderstood. She’s the one that can’t show or express any negative feelings because nobody will care to help. She’s beautiful in her own eyes, but she doesn’t believe that when she’s around others. She tries too hard to be likable. She try’s her best to make a statement. Whether that means playing every sport, or being the one who can always answer your question. She wants to be remembered for something else other than her name is spelled similar to “laundry.” She can’t keep a boyfriend because they boy will find someone better than her. She’s afraid to like anyone because she doesn’t know if she can play her pain off as a joke anymore. Landry really just wants someone to notice her. Even if it’s because a person likes the fact that she wears cowboy boots. Landry just wants to be given a chance.
by Ryanelle84 January 13, 2020
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