lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq 

The absolute, i mean, ABSOLUTE expression of NEAR DEATH BOREDOM. If you typed this in the keyboard, you are SERIOUSLY mentally ill and bored beyond all belief. So welcome to the club! Now to relieve your boredom, type in your own definitions just like me!

Bored person 1: I'm so bored rn what shall we do?
Bored person 2: Lets just type in "lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq" in the search bar or something idk.

lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq by nsn2635 September 28, 2020

lpmko0nji9bhu8vgy7cft6xdr5zse4aw3q21 

This is the ultimate sign of severe boredom, you've done qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv, and every other combination of key on the keyboard except this one. You've run your finger diagonally to the right fromt he bottom of the keyboard and got lpmko0nji9bhu8vgy7cft6xdr5zse4aw3aq21, which google doesn't even has a search result for.

Dude I was so bored in class yesterday I typed "lpmko0nji9bhu8vgy7cft6xdr5se4aw3q21" and found a funny definition on Urban Dictionary.

"lpmko0nji9bhu8vgy7cft6xdr5zse4aw3q21" the truest form of boredom

lpmko0nji9bhu8vgy7cft6xdr5zse4aw3q21 by communismisbad May 22, 2018

LPT 

Stands for Life Pro Tip. A pro tip about life.

LPT: Not sure if your remote is working or not? Press the button and look through your cell phone camera. If it picks up infrared it's good!

OR

LPT: For free trials that require credit cards, try using a prepaid credit card with a balance of about $5 on it.

LPT by BlueberryPi June 23, 2012

LPM 

Like Per Minute, means the amount of likes you get per minute by posting a picture on Instagram, Facebook, etc.

She don`t fuck with me, ´cuz i´m low on LPM´s

LPM by Dr.Oktopussy July 26, 2017

lpoiuytrewqazxcvbnmkjhgfds 

When you get so bored that you end up coming up with this by starting from L and going in a spiral all the way to S.
This probably means that you are so bored you can't even think properly anymore.
Good job finding this BTW.

UGGGGGH! I can't take this anymore! I'm too bored and I've already typed in basically everything on the keyboard! I guess I have no choice but to keep on going, let's try lpoiuytrewqazxcvbnmkjhgfds.

lpoiuytrewqazxcvbnmkjhgfds by TheWeirdestWeirdo September 21, 2020

qaz,lpwsxmkoedcnjirfvbhutgy

boredom at it's finest. when you are so bored that you have tried many of the possible keyboard combinations. this particular combination is top to bottom on the left side, bottom to top on the right side, alternating each side, starting from the far right.

gg making it here honestly.

why did i search qaz,lpwsxmkoedcnjirfvbhutgy? oh right. im hella bored.

qaz,lpwsxmkoedcnjirfvbhutgy by Velty September 5, 2019

lpkomjinhubgyvftcdrxsezawq 

You've finally made it. You're truly bored. If you found this definition you should give yourself a pat on the back.

Actually, I've made it. I've finally found a word that is typed in a particular order of the QWERTY keyboard. Now go make up an order of your own and see if anyone can find it. That should cure your boredom.

How to type:

1. Starting from the middle row of your keyboard, (asdfghjkl) right to left, hit the first letter (which should be l)
2. Then, go to the letter above it. (which should be p)
3. Finally, hit the bottom letter of your "column" (if there isn't a bottom key, go to the next column and repeat steps 1 - 3)
4. Continue the pattern, (repeat steps 1 - 3) going right to left throughout the keyboard.

And there you go! You've done it. You didn't really need to know because, how would you end up on this definition? But hey, here it is. Now go find a pattern that you can add your own definition to.

You: I wonder if there's a definition of lpkomjinhubgyvftcdrxsezawq...
You: *Types it in*
You: Aren't I creative? There has to be NO ONE that's ever done this before, there's probably no definition...
You: Oh shi-
You: Wow, this person actually took the time to write this out.
You: I'm still bored.

lpkomjinhubgyvftcdrxsezawq by I'm still bored :/ October 15, 2019