A Loring Park Fountain is a sex act similar to a Bukkake, it is performed with a group of 3 or more guys forming a circle around someone who is on their knees with their mouth open like a baby bird. The guys then proceed to masturbate and ejaculate into the recipient's mouth and once everyone has finished the recipient gargles and sprays the cum into the air like a fountain.
I would really like to see Michele Bachmann receive a Loring Park Fountain with all the members of Congress blowing loads in her mouth.
by TheDukeOfPuke June 1, 2011
Get the Loring Park Fountainmug. Welcome to fnaf lore, where I will explain it in the quickest way possible
Ready?
Ok
*Ahem*
William afton and a guy make a cool place, youngest daughter of afton dies somehow and some son of his sees it, big brother who exists kills little brother (son from before) and william afton slaps children inculding a guys daugther (a guy from beginiing) the ghost of those children slap william and he goes dead for 30 years till rising again, big bro dies from his sister now ruling over the underground apparently, and he decides to destroy everything his father did, mr afton wakes up for the 20th time and burns with pupet, wire bear, clown, and grape. They all die exept for I always come back guy, who moves on to live underground with some woman caring for him.
I missed alot so son has nightmares, william goes to nevada (aka hell) and escapes to become a furry for the 240th time
Back to the point.
A kid beats the shit out of robots and afton and they all die the end!
Ready?
Ok
*Ahem*
William afton and a guy make a cool place, youngest daughter of afton dies somehow and some son of his sees it, big brother who exists kills little brother (son from before) and william afton slaps children inculding a guys daugther (a guy from beginiing) the ghost of those children slap william and he goes dead for 30 years till rising again, big bro dies from his sister now ruling over the underground apparently, and he decides to destroy everything his father did, mr afton wakes up for the 20th time and burns with pupet, wire bear, clown, and grape. They all die exept for I always come back guy, who moves on to live underground with some woman caring for him.
I missed alot so son has nightmares, william goes to nevada (aka hell) and escapes to become a furry for the 240th time
Back to the point.
A kid beats the shit out of robots and afton and they all die the end!
by _TheHUMANNNNNN June 7, 2023
Get the Fnaf lore in a nutshellmug. Dad: "We run out of milk!"
You: "Then go and buy some"
Dad: "Bye-bye forever!"
You: "It is my dad lore"
You: "Then go and buy some"
Dad: "Bye-bye forever!"
You: "It is my dad lore"
by Kotia October 24, 2023
Get the dad loremug. In the virtual haven of Poorons Paradise, a Discord server dedicated to exploring the nuances of Roblox UGC, a cascade of events led to its demise. The community, once united in fervent discussions about replicated items and rare finds, faced an unexpected unraveling.
Internal strife began to brew as rumors circulated, and trust among members eroded. The heart of the community, once pulsating with coolness, now bore the scars of suspicion and division. Administrators grappled to maintain order, but a palpable tension lingered.
Amidst the chaos, a tale of a cursed UGC item took hold. Whispers of its malevolent influence spread, fueling the community's descent. The server, once a hub of shared enthusiasm, transformed into a battleground of conflicting beliefs and a quest for resolution.
Poorons Paradise, once a digital sanctuary, serves as a cautionary narrative—a reminder that even in the vast expanse of the virtual world, communities can face unforeseen challenges, and the bonds that once defined them can prove fragile in the face of internal discord.
Internal strife began to brew as rumors circulated, and trust among members eroded. The heart of the community, once pulsating with coolness, now bore the scars of suspicion and division. Administrators grappled to maintain order, but a palpable tension lingered.
Amidst the chaos, a tale of a cursed UGC item took hold. Whispers of its malevolent influence spread, fueling the community's descent. The server, once a hub of shared enthusiasm, transformed into a battleground of conflicting beliefs and a quest for resolution.
Poorons Paradise, once a digital sanctuary, serves as a cautionary narrative—a reminder that even in the vast expanse of the virtual world, communities can face unforeseen challenges, and the bonds that once defined them can prove fragile in the face of internal discord.
by 1.patrik November 17, 2023
Get the poorons loremug. Ice-cream Cake - a fling / one off (temporary hence ice-cream)
Birthday Cake - commonly referred with friends with benefits, the 'birthday cake' is an occasional hookup
Red Velvet Cake - going for something serious
Uncooked - undecided
No Cake / Fudge Cake - get me the fuck out of this situation this bitch is whack
Pound cake - wingman / wingwoman me please
Cake lore is a subtle way to convey if and in what way one wants to wet their whistle. It can be used in situations where the questions asked would otherwise be in-appropriate.
Birthday Cake - commonly referred with friends with benefits, the 'birthday cake' is an occasional hookup
Red Velvet Cake - going for something serious
Uncooked - undecided
No Cake / Fudge Cake - get me the fuck out of this situation this bitch is whack
Pound cake - wingman / wingwoman me please
Cake lore is a subtle way to convey if and in what way one wants to wet their whistle. It can be used in situations where the questions asked would otherwise be in-appropriate.
(you see your mate with a lady and wanna know what the situation is decides to use Cake Lore to avoid suspicion)
"Hey mate you hungry? What cake are you after?"
"Oa mate just an ice-cream cake, but could go for a pound cake"
in this situation your mate is looking for a hookup, but requires some assistance.
"Hey mate you hungry? What cake are you after?"
"Oa mate just an ice-cream cake, but could go for a pound cake"
in this situation your mate is looking for a hookup, but requires some assistance.
by big moons October 1, 2018
Get the Cake Loremug. by Senior trashman August 4, 2022
Get the Gateway loremug. 