Jose Lopez is someone who sack rides the Cowboys all day. He thinks they are dem boyz but they ain’t
by Pmoneu November 23, 2021

by HEYPRIME February 12, 2021

1) The total DB from Saved By the Bell (R) and America's Best Dance Crew (R), was also featured on the cover of Muscle and Body (R) Magazine. Is a total flaming homosexual(denying it of course) but still shines himself up, works out way too much, has freakishly huge dimples, has greasy Clark Kent hair, talks with a slight lisp, is a complete toolbag/toolbelt, uses terms and words he shouldn't be using, is the whitest latino man in the world. Also is in love with JC Chasez.
2) anybody who shares any of the traits listed above.
2) anybody who shares any of the traits listed above.
Normal person 1: "Dude, you know that fruitcup that works over at the gas station?"
Normal person 2: "The one who is a total Douchie McGee with the huge muscles?"
Person 1:"And wears those see-through mesh tank tops?"
Person 2:"Yeah"
Person 1:"Isn't he a total Mario Lopez?"
Person 2:"Yea!"
Normal person 2: "The one who is a total Douchie McGee with the huge muscles?"
Person 1:"And wears those see-through mesh tank tops?"
Person 2:"Yeah"
Person 1:"Isn't he a total Mario Lopez?"
Person 2:"Yea!"
by dhawk123 March 7, 2009

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by The real dictionary🤑 December 4, 2020

An awesomely amazingly incredibly fucking great dude with the worlds largest penis among all species of life on earth. No being in creation or fiction could amount the awesomeness of a Lewis Lopez. ALso an asshole and overly confident with an udeserved sense of accomplishment.
by momentai1018 March 7, 2010
