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lola ray

Indie Rock band signed to DC Flag Records, which is run by Benji and Joel Madden. Proof that you shouldn't judge by the company a person(band) keeps.
"Holy crap, dude! This band called Lola Ray opened for (insert band name here) last night. They fucking brought it down! The lead man has awesome stage presence! YOU HAVE GOT TO CHECK THEM OUT!"
by That One Girl February 3, 2005
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lolagram

a funny/cheesy way of saying 'lol'. (alternative laugh)
"hey guess what! i saw a guy painting an elephant with his penis"

"lolagram!"
by derek windowmaker February 3, 2008
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LOAP

Lack of Asian Pussy. It is a common element of Internet slang. It was used historically in Ampville, but is now widespread in many forms of computer-mediated communication.

LOAP is a condition that mainly affects males over 18 years of age, who have had their initial experience of Asian pussy. The most common cure is sex with an Asian woman. Any asian woman will do for the job. The woman ca,n in theory, be from many countries,

Burma, India, Russia, Kazakhstan, Cambodia, and many more. However, the most effective cure comes from the women of South Korea, China, The Philippines, and Thailand. An Independent study recently found that Korean Pussy will cure Loap more effectivley than any other type. However, the same study also found the effects of Korean pussy will wear off very quickly, and can cause LOAP relapse.
Man, I haven't been to an asiam massage parlor (AMP) in forever. I think I have a bad case of the LOAP syndrome.
by Jackster21 May 23, 2012
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lolacaust

The laugh that killed 6 million jews
Man: ... so i said to the waitor, get me out of this wet clothes and into a dry martini!
Jews: *flop*
Man: OH NO! all 6 million of my jewish friends just died! The lolacaust has started!
by choobang October 21, 2007
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Sexy Lola Dance

n. A dance of boast and seduction performed by a female vamp
(Derived from choreography vamp-ishly executed by the character Lola, a seductress pawn of the devil, originally set to the music of “a little brains, a little talent” in the Broadway musical Damn Yankees!)
Also commonly referred to as Lola Sexy Dance
1. That Ron Pickett does the Lola Sexy Dance a little to well; his ability to pull off feminine flare is unnerving and oddly transfixing.
2. Stop doing a Sexy Lola Dance your seducing me; you conceited pawn of the devil.
3. Damn! That PHAT sexy bitch is one dope MoFo, grind me off some of dat Lola Sexy Dance ho.
by A devious pupil March 22, 2005
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lola

a common autocorrection for lols on the iphone/itouch
tom: dude i just ran over a fucking cat
bill: lola
tom: wtf?
bill: lols*
by lolasahai April 29, 2010
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Lola Bunny

1 Affectionate term for those named Laura. A way to differentiate between multiple friends named Laura (Lola, Lola Bunny, Lolita, Laura, Laurie).

2 Female pink rabbit in Looney Tunes cartoons, most notibly from Space Jam.
1 I called Lola Bunny on the phone to complain about my roommate Laura.

2 Lola Bunny plays basketball well, for a girl (and for a cartoon).
by LyssaLou May 22, 2006
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