local black guy

Peter Griffin.

On that one episode where Peter Griffin learns that he has african ancestors, he is referred to on the news as "Local Black Guy".

"If I had black heritage I'd ask to be referred to this subtitle on the news as well. lol but then again I'm a weird person myself."
-me

by Dave February 18, 2004

local poking post

a girl(or guy) that is known to be extremely easy and is receptive to depraved acts like rimjobs and ass to mouth. they are typically reputed to have every cock in town stuck in every opening on their body at least once.

candice leigh price is an example of a local poking post

by josh younggayblood February 14, 2008

local national

The US military's official designation for citizens of Iraq or Afghanistan, as opposed to Third Country Nationals, the ubiquitous contractors found on bases throughout both theaters. See haji.

"You're going to be on duty late today. A crew of local nationals are doing some construction on our HQ, and I need you to keep an eye on them."

by joedirtbag April 25, 2008

Local Face

A skinny cracked out looking girl that usually works at your local gas station or convenient store. She'll have bad teeth from smoking and lack of care. She looks about 10 years older than she actually is. Usually hangs out with the local wiggers and always has an angry look on her face. Can also be spotted at what ever local bar that scumbags hang out at. Old dudes and your slower friends may think shes kind of hot. There is at least one of these girls in every town and they never leave because they don't have a car. You can see by the way her face looks that shes never been anywhere and will never go anywhere.

Dude 1: Hey man did you see that new girl working at the gas station.

Dude 2: Yeah she has a bad case of Local Face

by Pomack September 10, 2011

Local Ass Nigga

Has been with loads of women within the same area/town; usually unemployed and has an education level no higher than high school.

"Girl, my cousin, her two best friends, and their sisters have all "dated" him!" "Really? He's a local ass nigga.."

by Approval June 24, 2016

Local-ish

adj. Belonging or relating to an area or community, wherever you find yourself.

Jenn lives in Maui a few months a year, so she's local-ish.

by www.livelocalish.com June 20, 2017

Local hoe

Someone you were friends with when you were younger, then they stared hoeing around with older guys. You highkey hate them but you don’t want to drop them as a friend because they’re mentally unstable.

Person 1: Why are you still hanging out with Stacy?
Person 2: Oh she’s just my local hoe, I’m not sure what she would do if I stopped.

by BananasJustHaveAWeirdTexture May 4, 2018