lobster pussy 

Lobster Pussy is a extremly red pussy that is also infested with crabs. The crabs are so big her pussy resembles a LOBSTER. Extremly Red and with Giant Pinchers. This is usually caused by extreme amounts of tanning and a perfect home for crabs (Ladys please pick through ur pumpkin patch so no self respecting man will have to deal with ur nasty lobster pussy.

Adam: That girl was hagerd as fuck
Drew: Ya I bet she had some of that nasty lobster pussy.

lobster pussy by Andrew Stark, Adam Ruppert April 23, 2006

Lobster Trap 

A "Lobster Trap" refers to a woman frequently infested with "crabs" and other sexually transmitted external parasites. Alternately, it refers to the genital region of a promiscuous and/or unclean female.

You don't want what she got! She ain't nothin' but a lobster trap!

Alternate usage:

I gotta hit that! I don't care if she's packing a lobster trap!

Lobster Trap by The Blind Left-Handed Abbot February 12, 2007

Lobster Shot

In the age old classic game of magnetic darts, joining of three darts magnetically and throwing, what resembles a lobster, at the board with the objective getting a bulls-eye. This generally takes place in the fifth, and final, round of a game. If a bulls-eye is achieved the thrower automatically wins the match regardless of score.

Dude, I was totally down 150 points but threw a lobster shot for the win.

Lobster Shot by jjdart January 19, 2010

LOBSTER POLISH 

a non-existant item that you have culinary or pastry interns look for. often used in a practical joke where victim does the runaround in the restaurant or internship site looking for said polish.

intern: I couldn't find the lobster polish!
chef: It might be in the basement storage.

(intern returns unsuccessful)

intern: Its not in the storage.

chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!

LOBSTER POLISH by cookme December 25, 2010

Lobster Fist 

The sexual act where a woman anally fists a man while he is fisting another man or woman. The group of bodies together looks like a Lobster. This is also known a 2 black eyes or the anal eclipse.

LOBSTER FIST

From a real Craigslist Post:

Lobster fantasy (anal fisting) - mw4mw - 2725 (Montreal)

We are a young cute couple and we love anal fisting. We anal fist each other all the time but we want something more.

We have this fantasy that we call "the lobster." The woman is anally fisting a man and a woman while being anally fisted by a man (or a woman). It looks like a lobster (think about it). We want to do that. Hard.

So we need a couple (man/woman or woman/woman) to help us fulfill this dream.

We are searching for anything between 25 and 50. You must be able to send us pics (body with or without your face) and you must be able to prove that the woman can handle anal fisting.

On parle aussi francais. Si vous etes un couple qui aime le fisting anal, communique avec nous. Vous allez capoter.

Location - Montreal

Lobster Fist by Bakala McJew November 16, 2013

Lobster Lady 

A woman with a huge ass. All the meat is in the tail. not meant to be a compliment.

The lobster lady at the buffet was epic. she shook the floor when she stept.

Lobster Lady by CodyAAA May 20, 2014

lobster fag 

Inhaling smoke and then blowing it into a vagina during cunniligus. Smoke rings optional for skill points.

Lobster Fag. British in origin. Smoking a fag to get past the smell of going down on a smelly vag and then exhaling smoke into it. Smoke rings after are extremely rare and require exceptional skill.

lobster fag by Lord Mango May 15, 2018