llama spit

when you spit out awkward chunks after you eat a big meal, looking like you just did a mini throw up.

Ben: Dude, you just stepped on borat's llama spit!
Tim: Haha thats gross, why didn't you tell me it was there?

by Jeff Dell'Orfano August 7, 2007

llama jacket

1) A really nasty jacket that closely resembles road-kill
2) A jacket that looks like a dead llama
3) Similar to the alpaca variety

Chris: EW, wtf is up with yo jacket man?!
Crock: errr...
Chris: llama jacket!

by Daniel.Druff January 17, 2008

lamasaur

a lamasaur is the cousin of a rhinosaur as stated LOOK UP RHINOSAUR PISS a LAMASAUR is a combination of a lama and a dinosaur. EVERY DAY HE SEES HIS DREAM. Hes a person that can be all calm like a lama and all of a sudden hes all pissed like a dinosaur

DAMN DOOD DONT BE A LAMASAUR

by poopoopeepeekakastein December 18, 2010

Awkward Llama

Same idea as awkward turtle except you use one hand. Do the "Rock On" sign except with your 2 inner fingers touching your thumb. Then do a waving motion with your newly formed llama.

Used in the same situations as awkward turtle(except different hand motions and its an awkward llama.)

by kickenchicken92 January 21, 2009

llama ranch

whorehouse,chickenranch,brothel,escortservice,

i am going 2 the auction at the llama ranch,

by wednesday adams November 7, 2003

llama slap

When you slap someone with both backhands at the same time on both cheeks

that kid just hit on my girlfriend so i llama slapped his ass!

by Jayyzee November 2, 2010

llamageddon

A catastrophe (or fantasy, however one would define it), where llamas are raining from the skies. In some cases spitting.

The song "it's raining men" was originally based around the idea of llamas falling from the skies, thus called "it's raining llamas". Due to differences of the producer's critical perception, the hit single was changed to it's current name. A shame, really.

I hate the world, time for llamageddon.

by Klow94 April 6, 2014