Lightning McQueen Bed

The type of bed that your parents like to go Skeert-Skeert and move there pistons.

Person 1: I saw my parents on the Lightning McQueen Bed
Person 2: And did what
Person 3: Creating life

by WalkerSoup February 27, 2020

Lightning in a bottle

Lightning in a bottle. It's when somthing so majestic and amazing can be in somthing so ordinary all you have to do is open it.

Baby your're like lightning in a bottle

by Crackpotoldfool April 27, 2019

Lightning Gun

The lightning gun is a weapon which appeared in Unreal Tournament 2003. It was an accurate sniping weapon which fired a bolt of lightning for it's primary fire and zoomed in with the secondary fire.

Many UT fans where disappointed that the Lightning Gun had replaced the standard sniper rifle so in Unreal Tournament 2004 the Sniper Rifle was included as well as the Lightning gun.

I just owned him with the Lightning Gun.

by Ripper Skillz May 4, 2006

Lightning rod

When a man ejactulates with such force it blows the condom of slapping her in the face creating a large smacking sound.

Awe man, I lightning rodded last night and my wife started crying it his her so hard.

by Jaster December 14, 2003

Lightning Bolts

Lightning bolts are stretch marks from when a bitch has had a baby, and the stretch marks resemble lightning bolts.

That bitch told me she didn't have no kids, but when l got her pants off she had lightning bolts.

by the $cuN>| December 9, 2008

lightning bolt

When two shockers are given simultaniously in an x pattern across the chest.

"Dude, yesterday i picked up thses two chicks and gave them a lightning bolt. Four in the pink, two in the stink." Billy the hobo

by The Man Papa Smurf January 10, 2006

lightning...thunder

Used on D-Day to differentiate allied troops from axis ones. Seen in "Saving Private Ryan"

This code can also be used during night time games or sneaking out as a means of clandestine communication without being detected between two or more people.

Jim: Lightning?
Bob: (sneaking around during a game of ctf) Thunder!...jeez u scared the s*** out of me.
Jim: I was about to tag you too you took forever to reply "lightning...thunder".

by kafrattta May 14, 2009