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Lick and Ditch

To begin the act of oral sex but to stop for some unimportant reason; incomplete blow job. Grimey girls who want to get their number up, and girls who do not like giving head often do this.
Example 1:

Friend 1: So I thought this girl was giving me head last night, but then she passed out.

Friend 2: Yo, fuck that bitch... she lick and ditched

Example 2:

I was getting head, but then the girl saw Channing Tatum so she lick and ditched.
by Tiahhn January 3, 2013
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lick my clam

Kind of like “kiss my ass,” but a little more base or perhaps personal.
I have a novel suggestion: how would you like to lick my clam?
by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020
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lick spittle

Lick-spittle. A slimy grovelling and devious person who will do anything to get ahead in their life and career including accepting an order from the boss to lick a big green greasy lump of spit in the hope of promotion or a pat on the head.
I hate that bastard , always crawling up the bosses arse - he's a real lick spittle
by QWERTY1 June 18, 2006
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Lick Click

A group of women who were losers in high school but now work a low class job and plan to seek there revenge on the good people of Peapod. They do not work but boss others around and can be seen strolling together but not working. They must have a buddy at all times incase if emergency licking. When this is needed they point down to there crotch area and simply say NOW!
Thing1: I'm sorry I'm about a half hour late I over slept. Last night was the best night of my life.
Thing2: It is alright I have all my other slaves here. By the way last night was wonderful for me to. I think I might come over tonight but we must not tell my husband.
Thing1: Of course not we must let him think we are only friends. He must take care of your children wile be galavant across Peapod.
Thing2: Will you please be my buddy and come to the bathroom with me I feel a emergency lick is needed! ( Points to crotch) NOW!

Thing1 and 2 ( Walk by other Peapod workers)
Peapod worker: Look its the lick click.
by Clickitgood345 January 2, 2013
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Lick of lesbians

A lick of lesbians ascended on the Lowe's grand opening.
by ThePaperTiara October 22, 2012
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Lick Boy

A boy who finds pleasure in and is skilled at providing oral sex to a woman. Usually submissive to the woman and never engages in penetration.
When I'm bored I have my lick boy come over and service me for a few hours while I bindge Netflix
by Femdom Light June 9, 2019
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Lick the pooch

A nice way of telling someone to fuck off or to go fuck them self.
Monica: You know that psyco bitch Pam?

Steven: Yeah?

Monica: She can go lick the pooch.
by steven922 July 19, 2012
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