Lester

If looks could kill, Lesters would die every day when they look in their mirrors

- Lesters are known for their stone-cold stares of disappointment
Lesters often demonstrate obscure vehicular knowledge
A Lester is the coolest dude around because he rocks the leather jacket like no other, and always has a spare IrnBru tucked away in their pants ;)

Thot 1: "OMG Vanessa! Check out this guy he is PACKING"
*car noise in Edinburgh*
Lester: "Ahhh yes the Volvo xc60"
Thot 2: "His vehicular knowledge turns me on"
Thot 3: "His megadong goes so well with his leather jacket and aviators: I think I'm in love"

by SexuallyAttractiveLol November 22, 2021

Lester

A big fat gorilla who is abusive asf and don’t have a care in the world for nobody or anything

We went to the zoo and saw a Lester

by Flipaflock August 31, 2020

Lester & Ethan

No, they dont do their projects the day before it's due, they do them a week after it's due. You'll never see lester without Ethan vice versa . They are a duo like conjoined twins, try to separate them and theyll swing back like magnets, but never forget, if u separate them , they'll never be able to ask someone else about how to do the project that was due last month.

Lester & Ethan didn't do the project

by Lara chan September 15, 2020

Lester

If looks could kill, Lesters would die every day when they look in their mirrors

- Lesters are known for their stone-cold stares of disappointment
Lesters often demonstrate obscure vehicular knowledge
A Lester is the coolest dude around because he rocks the leather jacket like no other, and always has a spare IrnBru tucked away in their pants ;)

Thot 1: "OMG Vanessa! Check out this guy he is PACKING"
*car noise in Edinburgh*
Lester: "Ahhh yes the Volvo xc60"
Thot 2: "His vehicular knowledge turns me on"
Thot 3: "His megadong goes so well with his leather jacket and aviators: I think I'm in love"

by SexuallyAttractiveLol November 22, 2021

lester papadopolos

carlie's husband, also known as apollo in human form.

"Wow, did you see that LESTER PAPADOPOLOS she was walking with?"

by willsoIace March 16, 2021

Lestered

To get mugged or robbed without your knowledge in a crowded area

He got lestered at the street carnival in Mexico

by James town 233 August 23, 2017

The Lester Look

A creepy old guy with the pedo stache and the baldness he gives you. He might molest you.

Hey Hubert, that guy near the red truck gave you the Lester Look.

by Detective Tickle Dicks August 8, 2016