Kristane

Not a basic bandwagon bitch.

Have you looked up the definition of your name? No, cuz I'm Kristane and I'm not a basic bandwagon bitch!

by notbasicenough November 24, 2021

Kristen Doute

The unsung heroine of Vanderpump Rules, who evolved from a scorned caterpillar into a marvelous mariposa.

“Cacaw! Cacaw!” Kristen Doute shouted from her balcony in Mexico. “I am a beautiful butterfly! SOY UNA MARIPOSA!”

by ShiShu March 13, 2023

Tranter, Kristen

Also known as Shaqweyqwey, and Kristy Tranner during the holiday season; Kristen was born Jesus Christ Tranter {nee. Bingus} during the last great hippie rodeo of the early 1970's. At the age of two he legally changed his first name to avoid being misgendered as a man. No human on earth can pronounce his surname without their soul being stolen by the painting of Regis Shalley so variations such as Tranner, Trainor, and Tinky Winky exist as apocrypha. The night Kristen was born three angels flew down from heaven wailing Van Halens "Hot For Teacher" on divine golden Gibson Customs. His first words were "Imagine all the people, living life in peace." Which John Lennon promptly stole and profitted from (some say this was the reason Kristen allegedly had him assassinated.) In college Kristen majored in Choral Conducting, or as it was known in the 90's "hand wavy diddly do sing songing", he was an associate of the Czechoslovakian Mob, and a freelance session drummer. After going on six consecutive world tours as the stand in for Neil Peart of Rush, he left the music performance business stating "If Dave Matthews is doin' it, I just don't want to." He later settled at BHS. His hobbies include; hurting the feelings of altos, mocking the bass section, destroying the sopranos self esteem, and fly fishing. While he enjoys his long and breezy career as a teacher, his many obligations to the Czechoslovakian mob often bring him into great conflict with his morals.

"Tranter, Kristen was yelling at the altos for playing minecraft so I stole his cologne."

"Y'all like beans? My man Kwissey T. Tranter, Kristen has got all the baked beans you'll ever need."

"Ding dong, would you like to join the Church of Kristenology?"

by Ghostbustersforwomen August 24, 2018

Kristen

A girl that is awkward in front of only her crush. She plays afew sports, tend to be blonde or brunette. You should probably not make her mad because she has a short temper. The girl can not grow to be over 5"3.

You are acting like a Kristen today

by Ameriah Mendes April 30, 2015

kristendom

1) - A drunken bastardization Christendom, Kristendom is as much a metaphorical concept as it is a geographic location, both of which are heavily dependant upon mass consumption of alcohol.
- A place where, upon closing the front door, a middle-aged man wearing NASCAR stretch-pants will appear and yell “Don’t slam the damn door”
- The home of one of the fiercest sinks in existence
- The housing of the art pieces of John Sanders.
-The stomping grounds of Kristen (hence the name)
- A near endless supply of beer
- A lovely place to pass out
-The finest place in all of Fredonia, if not the planet
- It's shiny/awesome

"What have you been up to the last few days?"
"I don't remember... I was at Kristendom"

or

"You didn't come home last night"
"Yeah, I passed out at Kristendom"

by fredonia student April 26, 2006

Kristen Stewart Syndrome

Similar to Nicholas Cage Syndrome but the female version.
"Having the same facial expression no matter what emotion you are experiencing"

Girl: I think you have Nicholas Cage Syndrome
Girl 2: What's that?
Girl: You don't show any physical emotion
Boy: I think you mean Kristen Stewart Syndrome since she's a girl.

by Tuxxette March 19, 2015

Kristen

A truly remarkable girl who seems to be happy all the time. Although she may see herself as unattractive sometimes, she takes beauty to the next level. Her personality is a loving, chill and bubbly. doesn't care about you being yourself, in fact, she seems to either bring it out or finds it inside of you. For the people who date her, I'm sure they are the happiest people in the world and would do anything in order to make her happy. Her friends I'm sure are also super happy to have her in their lives, overall she is a person who will make your life 20x better and you should love and cherish her.

guy1: Hey did you hear about J and Kristen becoming a thing
guy2: no way, J is so lucky to be dating her

by Izzy C May 24, 2018