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National Klondike Bar Day 

November 23- Celebrate National Klondike Bar Day by eating your favorite Klondike Bar!
I'm eating a Heath Klondike Bar for National Klondike Bar Day!

downriver klondike bar 

You poop in a bag freeze it and use the frozen turd for a sex you with your partner.
Jason she asked for the downriver Klondike bar last night.

Alabama Klondike bar 

When you purchase a Big Stick from the ice cream man and use it as a butt plug
My girl was super into that Alabama Klondike bar the other night! She came almost instantly!!

Golden Klondike

The act of a butch lesbian urinating in someone’s butthole.
Can you believe that Cameron had Rhonda piss in his butt?

Hell yeah man, who doesn’t love a good Golden Klondike?

Melted Klondike

Fucking an unwashed ass with shit residue in the crack and cumming, inside of her dirty crack to give it a signature chocolate swirl.
I gave that dirty whore a melted Klondike.
Melted Klondike by Venusdnotche January 5, 2026

Melted Klondike

Fucking an unwashed shitty ass raw, then shooting a thick load into the asscrack to give it a signature swirl.
I gave that whore a melted Klondike last night.
Melted Klondike by Venusdnotche January 5, 2026