You:did you hear about kev and Noah
Me: no? Why
You:they will never break up
Me: it’s kind of a gay couple though noa also works
Me: no? Why
You:they will never break up
Me: it’s kind of a gay couple though noa also works
by November fools November 19, 2021
Get the Kev and Noah mug.Kev Is the drippiest nigga alive. he always pullin hella bitches but then dips. He Part of the curly gang and he is black
by juice-wrld999 December 16, 2019
Get the Kev mug.Cheers Kev is a statement used when a person is telling an uninteresting anecdote or sharing their unwelcome opinion that nobody really cares about. It is said at the end of said anecdote or unnecessary opinion as to say, 'Thanks you wanker. I really needed to know that you class A prick.' albeit more politely.
'Your wife would look less like a dog if you made her wear makeup mate.'
'Yeah... Cheers Kev.'
'My dog learned to sit last week. I'm so proud of him. He's so smart etc etc!'
'So interesting! Cheers Kev!'
'Yeah... Cheers Kev.'
'My dog learned to sit last week. I'm so proud of him. He's so smart etc etc!'
'So interesting! Cheers Kev!'
by ZeldaTheSquid July 11, 2016
Get the cheers kev mug.To kev something is the term of agreeing to an appointment but then after 2 hours being late, say you won't come anyways.
Example for to kev
Bad:
A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Yeah, one more game of WZ and I'm on.
...2 hours later...
B: I'm gonna leave it tonight lads.
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Better:
A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Nah, I'm gonna kev that.
Bad:
A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Yeah, one more game of WZ and I'm on.
...2 hours later...
B: I'm gonna leave it tonight lads.
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Better:
A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Nah, I'm gonna kev that.
by Kritza February 5, 2024
Get the to kev mug.A rare spectacle can be seen if you are out late on a full moon in Leeds. Head to the back fields of the York Road & you’ll be in for an enlightening experience.
This is the hunting ground of Racoon Kev, hunting for the next poor sole to take up residence in his cavernous hole. You might have guessed by now.. his victim of choice is a racoon, racoons in the UK you say?? Yes it’s true they are here & they are queer.
Racoon Kev can be seen releasing his own ‘full moon’ to luring wild racoons out into the open. In the works of Kev himself ‘This is where the fun begins’. He waggles, wafts, swings, wobbles & gyrates his full moon mesmerising the wild creature, the lure is too strong & any which fixate on the hole are gone forever.
So it’s up to you.. the experience is there if you dare, but beware getting too close might also capture you in the moon lure!!
This is the hunting ground of Racoon Kev, hunting for the next poor sole to take up residence in his cavernous hole. You might have guessed by now.. his victim of choice is a racoon, racoons in the UK you say?? Yes it’s true they are here & they are queer.
Racoon Kev can be seen releasing his own ‘full moon’ to luring wild racoons out into the open. In the works of Kev himself ‘This is where the fun begins’. He waggles, wafts, swings, wobbles & gyrates his full moon mesmerising the wild creature, the lure is too strong & any which fixate on the hole are gone forever.
So it’s up to you.. the experience is there if you dare, but beware getting too close might also capture you in the moon lure!!
by TWSS TWHS May 22, 2023
Get the Racoon Kev mug.Kev - so very handsome, kind, patient, forgiving and so loving:( He is the most amazing person I have ever met. I am so grateful and thankful for meeting him! He’s so talented, smart, funny, hardworking and got them gains🤑 Without Kev I’d be so lost and my life wouldn’t be perfect. He helped me become an amazing person and we’ve grown together and separately. I love Kev and I want to marry him someday; I LOVE YOUU
girl: my boyfriend is so caring and everything theres so much to him that i love about him :((
boy: lemme guess, kev?
girl: OMG YES 😫😫
boy: lemme guess, kev?
girl: OMG YES 😫😫
by albbk April 13, 2025
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