by St. Augustine the third March 1, 2011
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As in Peter Kenyon chief executive of Chelsea Football Club, meaning A 'Cunt'
Used mainly in football forums.
Used mainly in football forums.
by Whit Lane Red December 13, 2008
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Get the Kennon mug.Kedon is a great friend, who always has your back. He is very caring but he also is very sensitive and defensive. His ego is bigger than your paycheck, but he lives up to it. He is really good at what he does (sex and thinking he's gay and not actually being gay 2 months later) but he quits easily, like our love life.
Destroys the lobby on the game he is playing:
"I am so good bro, I am the BEST. YOUR TRASH KID"
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"I am so good bro, I am the BEST. YOUR TRASH KID"
-Kedon 2020
by SamIAmEatsGreenEggsInHam April 23, 2020
Get the Kedon mug.Kenzonism is a religion started in 2015. The religions belief is that Hoodini (god) watch over the people and animals of earth.
Kenzonists believe that anything can change or happen in life by praying. They don’t have to pray to Hoodini, they can pray to which ever god that they like.
Satadini (the devil) will try to attack Kenzonists, surround them with bad thoughts or give them a bad vibe. Satadini often attack Kenzonists while eating or while taking a photo. To defend them selfs Kenzonists can putt on any sort of beanie, cap or hoodie.
The beanie or the hat most be used when eating or when taking a photo. If not possible Kenzonists can use a hoodie to defend them selfs against Satadini.
A Kenzonists doesn’t have to keep he’s word. But when a Kenzonists swears something in Hoodinis name the Kenzonist must be speaking the truth.
Kenzonists believe that anything can change or happen in life by praying. They don’t have to pray to Hoodini, they can pray to which ever god that they like.
Satadini (the devil) will try to attack Kenzonists, surround them with bad thoughts or give them a bad vibe. Satadini often attack Kenzonists while eating or while taking a photo. To defend them selfs Kenzonists can putt on any sort of beanie, cap or hoodie.
The beanie or the hat most be used when eating or when taking a photo. If not possible Kenzonists can use a hoodie to defend them selfs against Satadini.
A Kenzonists doesn’t have to keep he’s word. But when a Kenzonists swears something in Hoodinis name the Kenzonist must be speaking the truth.
Dude 1: Hey bro, I asked Hoodini a due question today and he told me that you are a Kenzonist now!
Dude 2: Yeah bro it’s true. I love kenzonism bro.
Dude 2: Yeah bro it’s true. I love kenzonism bro.
by Hoodini the real god 101 October 7, 2020
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