Dropped Kebab

A Vagina whose Labia are large/wrinkley/ugly/discoloured and protrude noticably, often as a result of childbirth.

Drop a donna kebab on the floor and the resultant mess will resemble an ugly vagina.

I fucked that bird last night, she had a cunt like a dropped kebab.

by The Dirty Bubble February 25, 2008

Donner Kebab

A tasty bread roll stuffed with spit-roasted meat, mainly consumed as a survival food during covered wagon times.

Grandma's in heaven now, billy... but before she left, she made an excellent donner kebab...

by radiance32 June 15, 2020

Boner Kebab

A Type Of Doner Kebab Which Is Not Made On A Spinning Grill.It Is Made Hard And Stiff In The Pants Of Several Men

GARDHAN!, Would you like to eat my Boner Kebab?

by AbbuUXG October 17, 2020

Human Kebab

When a traffic collision causes scaffolding / piping to come off of a lorry at speed penetrating a car inc. Driver / passenger / Both

Did you hear about the crash on the M4 ? Scaffold lorry and a ford. Driver turned into a Human Kebab.

by PC J July 15, 2011

damp kebab

A moist smelly fanny/pussy. Even though it looks and smells awful you know it will taste lovely when you are drunk. May cause heart burn in the morning.

Sean couldn't wait to have a taste of Susies damp kebab even though he knew he would regret it in the morning.

by Seandoman January 11, 2015

Doorknob Kebab

When you shove the doorknob into your a$$ and you’re skewered on the knob.

My wife couldn’t satisfy so I settled for a doorknob kebab.

by TXONeck June 5, 2019

Kebab Technician

Fixes the spinning kebab thing.

The meat spinner is broken

Ok call the Kebab Technician.

by Kebab Technician May 29, 2020