Kale kholin 

a non ሰገጥ guy who knows that urban dictionary is open to the public for inserting and editing the definition of any word and so doesnt screenshoot definitions of his name and post it on facebook because its nothin special u can literally edit it to say whatever the fuck u want

also a knights radiant #ifykyk

Be like kale kholin he's cool

Kale kholin by anonymous December 5, 2024

Kale Bennett 

A former glorious artist famous in r/aceattorneycirclejerk known for making the "Art too good for the main sub series", until he made the foolish and selfishdecision to stop drawing and left the poor members of AACJ starving to tears for peak content

Person 1: Kale Bennett has abandoned us...
Person 2: Day 179 no kalebennet drawings

Kale Bennett by starterpack February 13, 2025

Kale Juice 

A antisemitic mondegreen used on social media which is meant to avoid censorship when saying "Kill Jews".
This can be hateful, antisemitism, and is very insensitive.

Instagram Comment: Kale Juice
Reply: Based

Kale Juice by IAmNotARacistButARealist June 13, 2025

Kale Lifeform 

When someone, something, a creature or an object has only one lung.

Since John got his other lung removed for vaping, he is now a Kale Lifeform

Kale Lifeform by Cumsuckleburgerking June 25, 2025

Kale-bwangu 

To agree or to give permission to someone

You’re going to pass fimma kale-bwangu

Kale-bwangu by Byte_fyi October 1, 2025

Kale's Ass

voluptuous and ground breaking; 'The Ass' of asses.

"Have you seen that shit? There's nothing I love more than Kale's ass."

Kale's Ass by Khalinda March 25, 2026

Pradyunn Kale 

Pradyunn is an absolute incarnate of chaos. Wherever he goes he causes widespread mayhem as the representation of the devil itself. If you see him you must run immediately or else you will most likely perish at his hands. Do not leave food or any form of nourishment out in the open as it will lure Pradyunn Kale towards you. In order to summon him a human sacrifice is required.

"Holy shit it's Pradyunn Kale run for your fucking life!"

Pradyunn Kale by meng guoliang February 15, 2022