Kris

stupid (also cute)

Kris is stupid!

by Cyapie March 24, 2024

Kris

Bonita 😍🌸💅🏻

He’s so Kris (Bonita 😍🌸💅🏻)

by Pennypennypenny April 24, 2025

Kris

Dick slinging MACHINE. Absolute beast in bed and great with kids.

"Did you hear Kris had kids?" "Yeah because hes an absolute dick slanging machine!"

by geeksauce September 14, 2025

kris bryant

2015 Rookie of the year. Only reason why teenage girls from Chicago watch baseball. Future legend and mass poon slayer

Becky: Kris Bryant can reach home plate with me!
Dad: me too!

by BaseballFan29 July 18, 2016

kris get the banana

Potassium

"Kris get the banana"
"Potassium"

by Thefirstpotato September 22, 2021

kris'd

To almost make it, but not quite because you're bad.

Everyone was disappointed when they didn't qualify, because the person in last place got kris'd.

by videojames January 3, 2022

Kris Woolfrey

a field where whiffle ball was once played, formerly known as Kristopher Park, the field is now vacant of smiles and dreams. One day before too long the two teams who played there will reunite for one more game and the Park will be filled with fans smiling, laughing and loving one more time.

The two beloved teams played many of games at Kristopher Park. The games were filled with laughter, fun and love. Hopefully, one day Kristopher Park will be the place where Kris Woolfrey will defend his World Championship and the two team will come together to rekindle their love of the game.

by JKW69 July 27, 2006