Hey you should listen to call me karizma
I do listen to him, I’ve been listening since black and blue came out!
I do listen to him, I’ve been listening since black and blue came out!
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Get the playing Mario Kart mug.Karter is a boy that is hot asf. He cares about people no matter how much they have messed up. He is smart and generous. He isn’t fake and does not use girls for their body. He doesn’t switch up like other guys. Anyone would be lucky to have him. He is the best person ever. He is perfect. He is good at basketball, baseball, and football.
by The person that likes him January 18, 2020
Get the Karter mug.Karting is the best freakin sport EVER invented. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER IN THIS WORLD, AND IF YOU PROVE ME WRONG I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF BY EATING A REAL LOT OF ICECREAMS.
Its basically all about placing your fantastic, NOT FAT ass (a driver is a better version of a human BTW) in a funny little thing with the steering wheel, four tires, chassis nad something that some call "an engine".
So called "engines" are said to be capable of developing 34 HP and going as fast as 200 km PER FRIGGIN hour! There are of kozzzz weaker engines too, but no lames drive 'em, cos they still are like the fastest freakin things a human can drive.
So, Karting is a sport for real TUFF GUYS, or GREAT, FANTASTIC, TUFF BUT NOT BY AN APPEARANCE, SWEEEEEET, FREKIN KEWL GIRLS LIKE MYSELF, WHO BASICaLLY PWN EVERYBODYS ASSES.
If you ever meet a kart racer, dont evern try talkin to im/er, just bow and kiss their shoes SUCKER.
Its basically all about placing your fantastic, NOT FAT ass (a driver is a better version of a human BTW) in a funny little thing with the steering wheel, four tires, chassis nad something that some call "an engine".
So called "engines" are said to be capable of developing 34 HP and going as fast as 200 km PER FRIGGIN hour! There are of kozzzz weaker engines too, but no lames drive 'em, cos they still are like the fastest freakin things a human can drive.
So, Karting is a sport for real TUFF GUYS, or GREAT, FANTASTIC, TUFF BUT NOT BY AN APPEARANCE, SWEEEEEET, FREKIN KEWL GIRLS LIKE MYSELF, WHO BASICaLLY PWN EVERYBODYS ASSES.
If you ever meet a kart racer, dont evern try talkin to im/er, just bow and kiss their shoes SUCKER.
Kart Racer: fuck you fuckin idiots suckers, stupid lame fatasses, goddamn these dipsticks, go fuck yourselves hard freakin damned dickfaces.
Lamer #1: OMG, DID YOU HEAR THAT!? WAS IT GOD HIMSELF PRAISING US!?
Lamer #2: NO!!!!!!!!!! ITS BETTER!.... IT WAS THE.... KART RACER...........HERSELF!
Kart racer: Karting is kewl
Lamer #1: OMG, DID YOU HEAR THAT!? WAS IT GOD HIMSELF PRAISING US!?
Lamer #2: NO!!!!!!!!!! ITS BETTER!.... IT WAS THE.... KART RACER...........HERSELF!
Kart racer: Karting is kewl
by I PWN U September 9, 2006
Get the Karting mug.When a man is driving his car and leans his seat back to approx. 180 degrees; lying on his back (naked) and keeping his foot pressured on the gas pedal. His wife, or partner unbuckles herself from the passenger seat, gets naked, hops into the drivers seat and mounts her partners cock with her back to his face. She steers, and honks the horn while riding him (and shifting if in a standard). As he is about to blow it, she shifts into neutral, and he revs the engine. This provides pleasure for both the male and the female, and provides a safe way to get a bone in when you are in a hurry. This is also a great way to pass time on long road trips, for example on a cross country excursion when you are treking through the corn fields of the Mid-West, and you have been driving for days on end-- just roll down all the windows, crank some tunes, and take the Go-Kart for a spin. Generally this works best in a sedan and is an excellent replacement to the road-head. This can also be called a 'submarine' if the women sticks her head out of the sun-roof for visibility.
"Yo Billy, I saw you and Trisha go-karting down West Street last night."
"Honey, we have 110 miles left until Iowa. Let's take the go-kart for a quick spin."
"Sue and I have been working on our submarine for weeks now, and we're pretty confident we can beat Eric and Claire's go-kart on the quarter-mile this weekend.
"Honey, we have 110 miles left until Iowa. Let's take the go-kart for a quick spin."
"Sue and I have been working on our submarine for weeks now, and we're pretty confident we can beat Eric and Claire's go-kart on the quarter-mile this weekend.
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Get the karezza mug.Playing Mario Kart for three hours straight. Not to be confused with Kart'n Hard which is to play for six hours straight.
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