Jenison Junior High school

A school in the little town of spoiled White Christians ran by a principle that is super fun until you say something mildly incorrect then he turns into the spawn of Satan. But, not every thing is bad about this school you can pretty much get weed or alcohol from any of the sevies who have less than point five brain cells. I mean they are running the school like they own the place by blasting music with out the care in the world or just bringing fucking megaphones to school just to say the N-word into because they felt like it. But, once they get told to shut the fuck up by the eighth graders they do even dumber shit like yell coochie as they slam into a fucking locker. But, Mr.Cat-Dildo does jackshit about it until an eighth grader does it then it becomes the law of the land and you get in-house suspension for like month. Either or this god forsaken school cares about it's academics so much that even if the student cries himself/herself to sleep at their computer while doing three hours of homework that was just for one class nothing will be down about it and if your grades go under a C then you will be lucky if you don't get fucking bombarded by the slightly smart sevies taking one eighth grade class. So If you plan to go here, DON'T, RUN, HIDE! Get away as fast as possible unless you want drugs from the sevies or if you want to be in marching band, we have an good one of those.

Mom: I am so excited you are going to the Jenison Junior High School
student: Fuck!
Mom: Hey! we don't say that in my Christian household!

by Welp, I guess it be like that March 9, 2020

Junhoe

Very pleasant and lovely. Totally not gross.

Bruh, you look very junhoe today.

by thegayjesus February 26, 2015

Junior

A Junior is some one that once you meet you will never want to leave his side he is funny and really interesting to talk about once any girl meets him all they want is to have them to their self.A Junior is a boy that once he sees a girl he likes he wants to go for her no matter if she likes him or not he will treat her like she's he's he will talk about you all the time even when you are not there he will he will try to save you even though you don't want to be saved he will hold you close and make sure whenever he's around you are never sad.If you have a Junior never loose him if for some reason you push him away your a complete ass hole and just made the biggest mistake of your life

Junior is the best guy you will ever have the chance to meet in a lifetime

by Unknown_princesses🖤 May 23, 2018

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.

Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.

by mj_oblio September 12, 2005

junior high

Prison, but with puberty.

Junior high is the watered down equivilant of Juvi.

by Megabean May 28, 2008

jendog

JENDOG LONEWOLF jən☥dôg lōn-woŏlf

(noun/verb/proper noun/metaphor/adverb/noun gender)

1. an infinite soul on a journey throughout this life (and others) on a quest for harmony, balance, laughter, good conversation, signs painted on the path, true knowledge of Self, and freedom

• (in extended and metaphorical use) referring to behavior considered to be Universally balanced & peaceful, inner-rested, wildly energetic: (they began to voraciously embrace the Universe and its natural laws, like a jendog.)

• (with adj.) dated used to refer to a person of a specified kind in a tone of playful reproof, commiseration, or congratulation : (that's so jendog!)

• (as a verb) informal to act fairly and let the Universe choose (jendog it.)

2. a songwriting photographer from brooklyn, ny, with a photographic stash that could rival the greats, who deciphers through bulldung and loves to embed double & triple entendres within her lyrics. she's part-wolf, part-scientist, part-doctor, part-engineer, part-shaman, part-nurturer, part-warrior, full-time.

ORIGIN: old school brooklyn (specifically, Bushwick) english of Universal etymology, product of lil'one and skywolf.

i love jendog.

by SOCIETAL ALARM CLOCK March 10, 2010

Judo

1. The art of folding clothes with people still in them.
2. Involuntary yoga.

Judo is an interesting method of self-defense, as you can do a favor or two for your opponent before you break their arm.

by wantwon December 23, 2020