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Pull a Josiah

To pull a Josiah means to see a random pole, run up to it and start dancing around it like a stripper, jumping up on it like a pro.
"HOLY SHIT DID YOU JUST SEE THAT! He's about to pull a Josiah!"
by druzilla May 10, 2006
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josiah moment

Partaking in the visual enjoyment of the opposite gender while being several years older and being shunned by the lord almighty Christ THE JESUS. Said person is also susceptible to being short, skinny and addicted to feet.
"Now that's a josiah moment!" (referring to when someone is caught looking at underage people of the opposite gender with a certain amount of lust)
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josiah toledo

Josiah is a fine ass ginger who seriously needs to be in jail for being too fine I would literally drop all my friends for him
"Hey you know josiah toledo?"
"Yeah man he's fine as fuck"
by Amaani69 August 16, 2022
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Josiah Dieck

A man with a big booty ;)
Person: Damn did you see that Josiah Dieck yesterday?
Person 2: Nah I didn't
Person: Damn, you should've seen him, like his ass is out of this world
by Looonoooo February 2, 2020
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JOSIAH DAVID

Josiah David is a really cool guy who loves to draw and read, he enjoys spending his weekend talking with his friends and eating McDonald's, he cares for his friends and is very nice, he likes to talk to this dude named James, he also likes to talk to his 3rd fav friend names Kat, overall Josiah David is a really cool guy
James: who's that dude

Kat: THAT'S JOSIAH DAVID
by Caleb Cummins March 18, 2022
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The Josiah Cult

A group of people who praise and worship a person called Josiah
"I am part of the Josiah cult"
by lofiout May 26, 2022
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Josiah Galvan

A thicc Mexican that wants eat people's asses mostly named, Michael, ethan, justins. They eat a lot and are talk as hell.
Josiah Galvan is looking extra thicc today
by Josiah Galvan September 27, 2019
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