Jonas

Jonas

J-o-n-a-s

A boy who will show interest in you(romantic) but if you're not fast enough for him he will be ice cold. He will switch emotions in seconds.

Lovely-ice-lovely-ice

He will be mean to you and in the same time he will tell you how much he loves you and how sorry he is.
Don't fall for him he will poison you.

And he will tell you how much he wants to fuck you after 2 days.

Person : OH,look how handsome he is !
Person 2: yes it's Jonas

Jonas: he girl do you want a threesome? I like your pretty hair and eyes and boobs ;)

by Bellaskim April 20, 2023

Jonas

Jonas is known as a pig, a pangolin and a hedgehog.

Jonas, why does my hand hurt so badly when I touch your hair??

by Da Peppa May 22, 2023

Jonas

Gay ass nigger

"Hey that nigga overthere looking mad gay"
"Such a Jonas"

by Famous Austrian Painter September 26, 2023

Jonas

A german slang to describe people from east asia (e.g. Japan, Korea, China etc)

Ja hier sind paar jonasse (here are some jonasses) = here are east asia

by nsskoo929292 October 20, 2023

Jonas

Jonas:" Deine Mom hat HIV von mir du hurensohn"

Jonas dein po ist nass

by tpmodern November 24, 2023

jonas

A gaslighter - steer clear of anyone named jonas

Jonas is a gaslighter

by wowiewowowow January 2, 2024

Jonas

Jonas is a very sexy cunt that likes a individual called Rune

He looks like a Jonas he must like Rune

by lebroniejames March 7, 2024