Jonny Cox

To have your head banged up against the head board while being fucked from any angle.

OMG... he just pulled a Jonny Cox on me, it was so wonderful, but i woke up with a goddamn headache!

by Liz Morehead December 17, 2004

Johnyboy

A Small man who looks like an oompaloompa and starts fights by being sick on people and hitting them with his small penis.

Hey we just got chased by a johnyboy, run before he gets you aswell

by madeline mccaine November 25, 2011

jonnye factor

1: a non-mathematical constant that when applied to any word, phrase or conversation, reduces (or elevates, depending on your perspective) that word, phrase or conversation to its lowest (or highest) level of graphic sexual innuendo; the lower (or upper) limit is yet to be discovered.

Driver 1: "Should I get off at this exit?"
Driver 2:(NON-JONNYE FACTOR)"Yes."
Driver 3:(JONNYE FACTOR)"Only if you brought some lube and a wet-wipe."

Person 1: "Boy, I had a hard day."
Person 2:(NON-JONNYE FACTOR)"Gosh, sorry to hear that."
Person 3:(JONNYE FACTOR)"At your age, I'd think you'd be celebrating, not complaining!"

Person 1: "Wow, did you see that horse peeing over there?!?"
Person 2:(NON-JONNYE FACTOR)"Oh, my."
Person 3:(JONNYE FACTOR)"...(gazing and smiling nostalgically)...why, yes... yes, I did..."

by JurisPrudence March 9, 2005

joby jabber

one who enjoys cramming his pink love tool in his best mates arse hole for sexual pleasure. please note- usually deployed when talking about those lovely gay men in light loafers. a horrible/street term for a gay man.

"dont bend over in the shower that cunts a joby jabber!"

by donny of the marnock December 14, 2008

Jonny is an Ambulance

Notorious punk/ska band from the Portadown and Lurgan areas of Northern Ireland. Known for playing random gigs and getting horribly drunk in the process.

"I went to a Jonny is an Ambulance gig last night. Those guys were ballbagged!"

by JISA FAN June 17, 2009

Jonny 42

Jonny 42 is basically God of all people and Gods. He owns all the kids.

We all love Jonny 42

by Eivsleiv42 September 18, 2020

johnywad

Huge porn star John Holmes alias

Huge star Johny Wad's creamy cum shots buttered Sadie Fuchs tits and ass!

by Spuge May 14, 2005