Gobby Jobby

Gobby Jobby- When a significant other sneezes on a dick and makes it green tint color and you force them to suck it

Dude, she sneezed on my dick so I made her give me a Gobby jobby

by Pure-Autism August 12, 2017

Jobby jabber

A jobby jabber is a big chonky lesbo 🤓

"Yer a pure jobby jabber mate "

"Naw am no but specky becky is"

by yeetusmyfeetus10472 September 7, 2020

Jobbie Cake

A light pastry dish, comprised mainly of eggs, caster sugar, mascarpone cheese and human faeces.

Man: Waiter, im ready to order.
Waiter: Yes, sir. What shall you be having ?
Man: Might i have a slice of your delicious, jobbie cake ?
Waiter: Certainly sir excellent choice, made fresh - a house speciality, if i dont say so.

by El Scobo & Sir gammon of flaps December 4, 2009

Jobby Jammer

What happens when one is kicked hard in the ass hole, thus jamming one's 'jobby' inside the rectal tube.

OUCH! That was right in the butt hole; thanks for the Jobby Jammer, fuck head.

by silversausage October 8, 2010

jobbie balls

some one who says they will do a trick or stunt and then chikens out when some one brings it up. often used in scotland and said as : jobbie baws!

right its youre turn!
no way am naw stupid!
shut it and go jobbie balls

by simon G October 19, 2005

Jobbie-head

From the scottish word Jobbie A Jobbie-Head (sometimes Jobbie-Heed) is a derrogative adjective for a person.

Person 1: See That XYZ. He's a Pure Jobbie-head.

by JoePasquale October 9, 2010

Jobbie Nooner

Placing (making) a booty call between 11 am and 1 pm

(related to the Jobbie Dawner - the early morning booty call)

A Jobbie Nooner is the best lunch ever; just ask MOCO!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2009